Alfred Claivus

Birth name of the greatest bro of all time, who now goes solely by Nabroleon Broskimite, even in the presence of his 78 year-old maternal grandmother.

Alfred Claivus has invented several words containing the affix "bro", such as inbronation and bropossum.

by brominator August 21, 2011

Alfreð

A guy who likes to stroke to dwarfporn and he swallows

Hey did you see on the news a alfreð got out of a shemale prison

by Anonymous_bloggerthatisadude December 13, 2018

Alfredo

usually loses siblings to bestfriend, younger siblings usually get more love and attention

"I just Alfredo'd his sister last week"

by iloveerdogan September 2, 2019

Alfred Kinsey

Alfred Kinsey is was a doctor who prepared the way for the sexual revolution. He was also a pedophile, as detailed in his work, "Sexual Behaviour of the Human Male", detailing sex acts with babies as young as 4 months old.

SJW: How can you hate progress?
Normal Person: If it was started by Alfred Kinsey, I don't want to tolerate anything that pedophile said.

by Canuck Crusader December 9, 2019

Alfredo

Abdullah’s hot pet lizard who fucks all the Hoes. Maybe he is even with your girl right now

Josh: Did you see Alfredo
Timmy: yeah he stole my girl

by Oink oink December 14, 2019

Alfredo's Meat n' Cheese Deluxe

A pizza with alfredo sauce and bacon; the perfect topping combo for those who HATE tomato sauce on their pizza!

Person 1: Hey, man. Whatcha want on ya' pizza?
Person 2: Y'know what I want...
P1: Uh... pepperoni?
P2: Ew, no! I don't want no tomato barf on my pizzer!
P1: Okay...how about chicken BBQ?
P2: Nah...
P1: Hmmm...pineapple pizza?
P2: BRUH, WHO DAHEQ EATS PINE-CRAPPLE PIZ-ZCREWUP??!!
P1: *sigh* Touché. Well, what do you want?
P2: Duh, Alfredo's Meat n' Cheese Deluxe!!
P1: Dude, you're right! Bacon pizza's way better!!

by BFDICream August 5, 2020

alfredphobia

scared of losing someone named Alfred

oh no. i think i have alfredphobia :0

by hangrykoala October 30, 2020