adultolescent

A person who has physically matured to adulthood, yet still behaves like an adolescent.

My brother is 23 yet acts 15, he is such an adultolescent.

by Casca June 3, 2009

adultism

If you believe adultism is right, you might as well thumb me down before going on.

1) The belief that adults are superior to minors. It is so widespread and common that most people don't even know adultism exists.

Corrupted scientists use junk science (incorrect scientific facts) to try and justify adultism. Unfortunately, it works.

Most people think pictures of an adult's brain and a teenager's brain can be compared to argue that adult's are superior in every way possible. -_-

Angela: May I participate in this homosexuality debate?

Adult: No, you are just 16 years old. Your brain is not developed enough to debate in this adult topic.

Angela: -_-

*and some more adultism*

Tom: Why can't I watch Family Guy, dad?

Dad: I want you to stay as innocent as possible throughout your childhood.

Tom: Epic fail!

by Jacob Wake-up May 7, 2009

Adult Friend

an ambiguous way of saying "sex partner." sounds really nerdy when people know what you're talking about.

So, he's fucking that chick over there? Yeah, you didn't know? She's his adult friend.

You look like you could use an adult friend.

My adult friend is so fun and flexble!

by AdultFriend September 18, 2010

adult swim

a night time television on Cartoon Network. It is best enjoyed when you are high.

now that I've finished this blunt, i'm gonna go watch some quality television like adult swim.

by ptero_patrick October 30, 2010

Adult Swim Logo

The adult swim logo is simply "Adult Swim" in between brackets while playing light jazz on a black background.

However, sometimes the background is a pointless picture that has absolutely no meaning or relation to the show going on at the present moment.

Unfortunately, Adult Swim knows I am trying to post this on URBANDICTIONARY.COM. Brackets will not show. Dammit.

Adult Swim Logo

Yes, I know the brackets are backwards.

by ThatCallofDutyGuy October 21, 2010

[adult swim]

Please see Adult Swim.

I only watch adult swim because everything else is dumb.

by Artifishalfish November 6, 2006

adult

One old enough to be cruel to, rationalizing that such a person is mature enough to handle whatever you dish out.

Manipulating a child is a sin, but manipulating an adult is good business.

by Eli Gottlieb August 14, 2006