haha let me just adjust real quick

comes from when your dick is uncomfortable against your thing or undergarment

*while walking*
*stops*
haha let me just adjust real quick
*reach and adjust to preference*
ok lets go

by kgbhoneytits, what the lasagna October 21, 2018

Attitude Adjustment

Comes from a Hank Williams Jr. song called Attitude Adjustment, song makes more sence than the lyrics.
The act of correcting a person for their inapropriet actions, for stepping over the line, to show your dominance over them, or to let them know their place with you. Similar to correctiing a dog on a slip collar. It involves a brief correction, typically involving something other than your fist or hand, like a stick, belt, pipe, tire iron, or cane. This is not a full on beating, asskicking, or fist fight, just one or two hits with the tool of choice to let them know they don't want anymore.

Father: That piece of shit son in law treats your sister like shit, and everyone else for that matter.

Son: Come on pop I'll get the tire iron from my truck and well give him an attitude adjustment.

Here is part of the song from Hank Williams Jr. - Now I've got this big old Brother-in-law
And me and him just never did get along
Cause he just wasn't treating my sister nice.
He got drunk one night and started and beating me up
And I went and got a tire tool out of my truck
And straightened him out as cold as a block of ice.
It was an attitude adjustment and it'll work every time.
An attitude adjustment-I made him see the light.
Now he says I'm his kind of man,
He comes around me with his hat in his hand
It was an attitude adjustment; I cured his family pride.

by SquigmanFraud March 24, 2009

freshman adjustments

Kanye Wests awesome mixtapes.

tony: damn man this song is dope what is it?
steve: Self conscious off of yeezy's freshman adjustments.

by foshotoofresh March 31, 2009

adjusticate

When your male extremity requires attenton after an involuntary reaction to a hot piece of ass.

While in line at the bank, I had to adjusticate myself after staring at the girl in the yoga pants.

by BigN_Tasty January 21, 2016

Adjustment Disorder

Adjustment Disorder is a deep set fear of not only change but of leaving the house, going on a date, sleeping at a friends home, moving, among other normal everyday things. Adjustment disorder is caused by little things that internally scar us although we may not know when it happens. For example:

I am at home all day for a few weeks and then when I go out I feel like I am guilty of something or like I won't have a home to go back to.

I sleep over at a friends house and I have to go home halfway through the night because I am afraid to be away from home too long.

I start working at a new job and I feel like I am going to be fired for something little like dropping a pencil because I am attached to my old job.

Adjustment Disorder doesn't make a lot of sense to someone who doesn't have it. It is a difficult thing to cope with. It makes us afraid of random things that no one else even gives a second thought.

My Adjustment Disorder keeps me from dating again because I am bone chillingly afraid that I will get hurt again after being single for a year.

by Willowgirl August 28, 2016

Adjustable Wrench

An adjustable wrench or crescent wrench is a type of wrench that is made to be adjustable to several different sizes, allowing the user to carry one wrench rather than several. Under certain circumstances, an adjustable wrench may be considered a suitable replacement for a hammer, at which point it is then known as an adjustable hammer.

Bobby, hand me that adjustable wrench. I need to loosen this drain plug.

by CDRTickledick February 24, 2021

crust-adjuster

the little knob on the toaster that makes you think you are in control

I like my toast dark so I use the crust-adjuster knob

by jestercat November 20, 2010