an account that a person makes on a website that is entirely different than their identity.
Usually to spy or find out what someone else is thinking about them
Usually to spy or find out what someone else is thinking about them
Mark: Did you hear Phil made a ghost account on Facebook pretending to be Jeff?
Jane: So that's why Mary broke up with him?
Mark: Ya, she thought Jeff was being rude and obnoxious, but in reality it was just Phil in disguise.
Jane: So that's why Mary broke up with him?
Mark: Ya, she thought Jeff was being rude and obnoxious, but in reality it was just Phil in disguise.
by Metalhound June 29, 2009
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No one asks you questions when you say you're an accountant. *Wink* But all my girls, gays, and they'd know I'm really a tiktok accountant. Fuck math and capitalism.
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An account on social media when someome dumps a large ammount of random friends or followers onto their account in order to gain popularity.
by Maureen September 12, 2016
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1. Private Accounting Aspirants - These students plan on pursuing careers in private industry. They typically are well rounded and have personalities.
2. Small-Public Accounting Aspirants - Usually, these students want to make as much money as they can, anyway they can (i.e. whores). These students are a monolithic population, and tend to not speak up in classes or have original opinions (i.e. drones).
3. Big 4-Public Accounting Aspirants - This is the smallest faction of the three. Usually full of pompous windbags who believe in their own superiority based upon the sole fact of their employer. These are very similar to Small-Public Accounting Aspirants, however much more vocal, arrogant, and egotistical (i.e. assholes). These people tend to become philanderers and white collar criminals
1. Private Accounting Aspirants - These students plan on pursuing careers in private industry. They typically are well rounded and have personalities.
2. Small-Public Accounting Aspirants - Usually, these students want to make as much money as they can, anyway they can (i.e. whores). These students are a monolithic population, and tend to not speak up in classes or have original opinions (i.e. drones).
3. Big 4-Public Accounting Aspirants - This is the smallest faction of the three. Usually full of pompous windbags who believe in their own superiority based upon the sole fact of their employer. These are very similar to Small-Public Accounting Aspirants, however much more vocal, arrogant, and egotistical (i.e. assholes). These people tend to become philanderers and white collar criminals
Guy #1: "Hey man, what's your major?"
Guy #2: "I'm an Accounting Major, man."
Guy #1: (walks away)
Girl #1: "Matt is such an asshole, I hate accounting majors!"
Girl #2: "Why's that."
Girl #1: "He totally plagiarized my Psych paper, what a talentless douche bag!
Guy #2: "I'm an Accounting Major, man."
Guy #1: (walks away)
Girl #1: "Matt is such an asshole, I hate accounting majors!"
Girl #2: "Why's that."
Girl #1: "He totally plagiarized my Psych paper, what a talentless douche bag!
by Kanye Weston June 2, 2011
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A portmanteau of accusation and hallucination.
A portmanteau of accusation and hallucination.
Person A: I heard that one in ten people have, at one time, eaten some of their own foreskin and you're the tenth person I've met today, so... QED
Person B: Actually, you didn't count yourself
Person A: Curses! My accucination has backfired!
Person B: Actually, you didn't count yourself
Person A: Curses! My accucination has backfired!
by Ak You Sin Nation July 30, 2009
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Aaron: Man, I so wanted to sleep in today, but I knew Doug was going to be waiting for me at the gym. Couldn't let him down.
Brenda: Getting in shape is always so much easier when you have an accountabuddy!
Brenda: Getting in shape is always so much easier when you have an accountabuddy!
by chaniqua March 10, 2011
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