The best thing ever done to avoid having your husband leave you for the milk AND being stuck with a burden for almost 20 years
Woman: I secretly got an abortion
Woman 2:WHAT?! why?
woman 1: cause i hate children, and i dont want my husband to leave me the second he sees my big belly
Woman 2:WHAT?! why?
woman 1: cause i hate children, and i dont want my husband to leave me the second he sees my big belly
by 4lgjheiorjklerhe December 14, 2023
Get the Abortion mug.A purchased medical procedure performed by a licensed medical professional that is no different than any other medical procedure whether elective chosen or required due to health risks of the woman or the fetus/baby gestating inside of them. This medical procedure, though often claimed to be, is not a woman's right nor is it a human right due to it not occurring naturally without scientific and/or third party intervention. That is actually what a miscarriage would/should be defined as.
An abortion can't be a "right" because they are not naturally found occurring without medical or another's assistance.
by DeadJezebel May 15, 2024
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ALSO has ties to eugenics! But information is only selectively relevant. So, the logic is 'Natalism is downstream of eugenics. Eugenics is bad. Therefore, Natalism bad.'
Hym "But it doesn't apply when it comes to abortions! There is no 'Abortion is downstream of eugenics. Eugenics is bad. Therefore, Abortion is bad' for you. But somehow it's MY MIND that needs to change. It's the same thing you're doing with that whore fucking that retard. And now you're trying to, what, rob me into not murdering a child? You're optimism is endearing though. About Kamala as a candidate I mean."
by Hym Iam July 24, 2024
Get the Abortion mug.Lisa: "The doctor told me my baby will grow up to be a moronic asshole"
Sarah: "Oh my god you need to get an abortion!"
Sarah: "Oh my god you need to get an abortion!"
by RAZORBURN20 August 9, 2024
Get the Abortion mug.My stance on abortion is the same. I called out progressives for conflating "life saving procedures" with "elective procedures" and now that the abortions are no longer protected under Roe v Wade women are dying EXPLICITLY BECAUSE doctors are hesitant and overly tentative to preform any procedure that could constitute "An abortion"
Hym "So my abortion position is that same as it has always been. That I don't believe you have an explicit 'right to get an abortion' but it would fall under the protection of your 14th or 9th amendment rights. But additionally, I also criticized progressives conflation of 'abortion' with 'healthcare.' Stating that when we talk about abortion we are usually talking about an elective procedure and NOT ectopic pregnancy or some kind of pregnancy complications."
by Hym Iam December 6, 2025
Get the Abortion mug.Kitchen slang. The abortion stick is the unbent coat hanger, kept in virtually every commercial kitchen in North America, for unclogging the spout at the bottom of the deep fryer and various other odd jobs. It is an important tool, despite being a piece of junk, and it's very annoying when the abortion stick goes missing.
John (peering into the filthy space under the fryer): Where the fuck is the abortion stick?
Jim: Your mom borrowed it.
Jim: Your mom borrowed it.
by nationalfilmbored March 31, 2009
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