Pounded her like a piece of schnitzel

To copulate vigorously, so as to cause a slapping sound similar to the sound heard when tenderizing a veal cutlet on a board.

Garage Dweller1: Did you notice that Honey was walking funny yesterday?

Garage Dweller2: That's because her boyfriend pounded her like a piece of schnitzel.

by Garage Dweller1 September 30, 2009

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Schnitzel Tits

An individual that is dim-witted and appears to be aloof at all times.

Tina is such a schnitzel tits... She forgot her purse at the restaurant again!

by J Sizzurp III October 29, 2010

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Schnitzel Wurst

The act of interrupting the intercourse, which takes place in a sandy area (I.e beach, playground etc), in order to coat the genitals of the male in sand and then continue the coitus.

George 22

"I like long walks on the beach after giving the good ol' schnitzel wurst"

by The good listener July 27, 2019

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Green Schnitzel

Using a cooked sausage as a cannabis pipe.

Bro 1- This family BBQ is cool.

Bro 2- Yeah man, I just toked up a green schnitzel.

by Kuruptos December 24, 2014

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nonshit schnitzeled

To be denied, or robbed, of your ultimate expectation.

Jenny, I thought our date night at binkies would serve us oktoberfest jaeger schnitzel, but instead we had a salad and all you did was kiss me. You nonshit schnitzeled me.

by el capitano! October 4, 2018

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Schnitzel Cock is a phrase shared amongst bros. The phrase can mean a variety of different things but traditional means to crush it, to not take shit from anyone and to not take advice from anyone that makes less money than you.

Wake up and schnitzel cock it today bros.

by anonymous January 28, 2025

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