Band-dangler

When someone gives you a shred of hope when in actuality there is none i.e. when the band-aid is dangling on the last, most painful hair and needs to be ripped off. Can be used as a noun or adjective.

She's band-dangling the shit out of me. I wish the band-dangler would just rip it off and get it over with.

by NAGEM1234 February 18, 2015

fez dangler

a gay male stripper with a pink thong and pink fuzzy dice tied to his penis

"I love this bar! The only one with a fez dangler!"

by arshleigh February 24, 2014

Clam dangler

A succulent pair of fleshy flaps extending downward from a woman's vaginal area.

Man, did you see those clam danglers on that pole dancer? I wanted to get those swinging and flapping, doggy style.

by MaxMillllion August 27, 2019

Doodle dangler

The term for someone who lost their virginity to a prostitute

Dude James is a doodle dangler !
No way !

by Lukasio March 3, 2017

Loaded Dangler

The feeling of a piece of poop shooting out of your intestines and into your rectum.

My turd was so big that I had a Loaded Dangler.

by FreshDangler April 6, 2016

Johnny Dangler

an extremely large penis, so larger that it seems as if it is dangling

“Homeboy is just walking around with a Johnny Dangler over there” -Q.Fox

by qoda553 February 12, 2020

The dog's danglers.

Scottish- 1. Describing something a being good. Similar to the English expression ' the dog's bollocks'.
2. A dogs testicles.

Shortened abbv. Dog's dangs.

That car is the dog's danglers.

by G to the fucking 00 June 5, 2018