Zipprocrastination

When you are aware of work you should be doing, yet unable to resist the temptation of your Zippo lighter. You sit and play with it until the day has been wasted.

"Yeah, I'll have it done by tonight"

click- "ooh"

"Now it's midnight; I've been foiled by Zipprocrastination"

by jayohbeef October 15, 2007

Zappanese

Of or like the works or philosophy of American composer, musician and film director Frank Zappa (1940-1993). Much of his music and other work related to new and bleeding edges of jazz and other experimental and surreal, often self defined, genres.

Your presentation today left everyone else sitting on earth: it was Zappanese.

by OldUncleMe May 29, 2008

Zipzap

Hella Fast

Damn Snow can Zipzap

by Snowflakez February 28, 2009

zippocat

The nickname of the cat who fell victim to being burned alive with a zippo lighter and caught on tape. Places such as 4chan, who accepts and laughs at extremely gruesome images and stories, have a high distaste for animal abuse, especially cats.

/b/tard 1: IT'S CATURDAY. POST SOME FUCKING CATS.
/b/tard 2: *posts picture of Zippocat*
/b/tard 1(to /b/tard 2): GTFO MY INTARNETS

by Reginald Maulding August 25, 2006

Zippy's

A Fast Food Chain located in Hawaii most popular in the island of Oahu, This restaurant sells Hawaiian lunches and chili. Zippy's was very popular and is usually next to the Napoleon Baker which sells cake, donuts, desserts, etc.

You want to get Zippy's? No i don't like chili, lets go to McDonald's

by MinesomeMC November 13, 2016

Zippity Zubaz

The fashion sense of the well heeled northerners (usually Canadian), especially their love of the "Zubaz" brand shorts.

When he came out of the store with his new game, everything was overshadowed by his Zippity Zubaz.

by tilts_at_windmills July 23, 2009

zipper merge

A zipper merge happens when motorists use both lanes of traffic all the way to a defined merge area, and then alternate in "zipper" fashion into the open lane. By doing it this way, both lanes are used right up until the end, which advocates like New think is a more efficient use of road space.

1st Motorist: "Zipper merging is best for slow heavy traffic. If traffic is light, early merging is fine."
2nd Motorist: "Only problem with zipper merge are the idiots who will not let you merge in front of them so they pull up tight to the car in front of them. They do this even if you try to merge early. I typically will merge at the first available open space."

by humblepiece May 23, 2015