zack

The stupid way everyone spells your name if your name is zach.

"God, i am so tired of everyone spelling my name wrong, it isnt zack with a k it is zach with an H!"

by moprtl April 01, 2007

Zack

a name for a douchebag

New Guy: hi my name is zack

Other Guy: not another douchebag

by nerdy342515354 September 21, 2009

Zack

A man who typically enjoys midget like porn, also typically having a smaller than average penis.

You did you hear? Zack Efron has a tiny wiener!

by Jizzumz November 12, 2016

Zack-zack-zack-kapweeng

The sound of one hand clapping.

Zack-zack-zack-kapweeng! Oswald had found true enlightenment at last.

by Sklooby March 18, 2008

Zack

to be a short pervert with suicidal tendancies whose face is one huge zit. can also be nerd.

"damn! that kid is annoying!"
"no man, that kid is ZACK!"

by goblinoffury May 17, 2008

the zack

1. yes no maybe so.. those r the words of the zack... the zack is a very superoir yet odd sort of race compared to all others.... if you know anything about them please contact us... thank you

2. Rumor: The Zack is a young kid who lives in Brookline, Massachusetts. He has no pets, but a brother who likes to randomly say: yomama1020!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3. The Zack is notorious for his favorite phrase: Muahahahahahaha

4. Supposedly, he is cool. This opinion varies from person to person.

The Zack is totally like the next Zezima!

by eek! April 08, 2005

Zack

My gay sexual partner who is the most handsome, sexiest bear alive. he has the cutest tush a man could ever ask for and I love him. I call him "Big Papa pump".

Zack come over so I can give you a pounding... in your tight ass.

by HEY POPPY February 08, 2010