Zip me up

The act of meat riding so much that you have to tell them to zip you up

Dan-You rocking that helly Hansen jacket

Me: zip me up

by Brothercal February 6, 2017

Zip-zang

The bullshit, nonsense, lies, distortions, half-truths, and general garbage that comes out of someone's mouth.

I could not believe the zip-zang that was coming out that woman's mouth.

by JZTruth August 31, 2013

zip-zeer

A sound that you can make when you whip by people very fast.

Zak: "Hey guys, here comes-"

Kurt: "Zip-Zeer!" (runs by all quick-like)

Zak: "What a dick."

by kurticus May 15, 2007

zip zap paddywhack

To have sex with an extremely rotund female. She must be fat and usually found in a bar around closing time.

"Hey Andy, what did you do last night?"

"Oh I went to the bar, and zip zap paddywhacked!"

by KirkG February 21, 2008

Zip Tooth

A condition which occurs as a result of getting one's teeth caught in the zipper of a blow job recipient's pants.

Have you seen Lauren's teeth? She said her goat kicked her in the mouth but I think it's a major case of the zip tooth.

by Chuck Bucket February 8, 2005

Zip Lob

A sexual act where a woman removes mans parts from his trousers to perform Oral Sex.

The slag bent down to her knees and Zip Lob

by Ooo Ma Anus February 13, 2013

Zip Zip Zoom

A verb that refers to the act of running quickly in a location where running is inappropriate or uncalled for. Typical of high school freshmen.

"This school is full of zip zip zoomers; every time I turn the corner someone almost runs into me"
"Sorry, I didn't mean to zip zip zoom but I really needed to get to class"

by animeluver25 March 3, 2017