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by yo daddy July 13, 2003
1.) yo mama's teeth so messed up, when she smile her mouth look like it throwin up gang signs.
2.) yo mama so fat her ass has its own congressman
3.) yo mama so ugly that Triple H Pedigreed himself
4.) yo mama like a target, all them niggas get a shot
5.) yo mama so ugly, i took her to a dog show and she won best in breed.
6.) yo mama has pistolgrip ears and a flat head...for me to put my beer on
7.) yo mama so dark when she step out in the walmart parking lot in the daytime the safety lights come on
2.) yo mama so fat her ass has its own congressman
3.) yo mama so ugly that Triple H Pedigreed himself
4.) yo mama like a target, all them niggas get a shot
5.) yo mama so ugly, i took her to a dog show and she won best in breed.
6.) yo mama has pistolgrip ears and a flat head...for me to put my beer on
7.) yo mama so dark when she step out in the walmart parking lot in the daytime the safety lights come on
by C-Note and P-Unit February 17, 2006
Yo mama got one leg and her name's Eileen.
YO MAMA SO FAT....SHE WENT ON A DATE IN HIGH HEALS AND CAME BACK IN SANDLES!!!!
YO MAMA SO FAT....SHE WENT ON A DATE IN HIGH HEALS AND CAME BACK IN SANDLES!!!!
by D. October 01, 2003
A word used to mostly insult people, also used for jokes, and used by mainly the black and "wigger" community.
COP: Sir, can I check your car for drugs?
BLACK GUY: YO MAMA!
COP: You're under arrest for verbal assault.......
BLACK GUY: YO MAMA!
COP: You're under arrest for verbal assault.......
by BeachBum March 12, 2004
Yo mama is something people say when they have already used all the other comebacks.
An unfunny way to end something funny.
An unfunny way to end something funny.
Yo mammas so fat when she sat on a dollar bill, George Washington sang,"Oh say can you see, get your fat ass of me!"
Well, yo mamma so stupid, shes dumb!
Well, yo mamma so stupid, shes dumb!
by your mom March 05, 2005
by dj gs68 August 24, 2003