yo mama

yo mama so thick, she climbed over a mesh fence to see wots on the other side

yo mama so thick she got knocked over by a parked car

ur mom

yo mama by Anonymous November 5, 2003

yo mama

The standard response when somebody says something that could be offensive to their mama. The total number of comebacks to a yo mama joke are two, "that's what she said" and "of course she would." If someone came up with more than two, then the universe would explode cause yo mama so fat.

The Following is an actual conversation, the names have been changed to protect and serve yo mama.

LCF: nigga
Do: nigga's eating
LCF: i c
LCF: eating what
Do: u set urself up for this
Do: ...
Do: yo mama
Do: aka steak tenderloin with mashed potatoes and koolaid
Do: oooooo yyyyyyyyeaaaa!!!
LCF: that wuz good
LCF: u have mad skills

yo mama by donutey May 16, 2006

yo mama

yo mama bitch

yo mama by anguel October 23, 2003

yo mama

a commonly used phrase used to demean ones mom.

your mother looks good in leather

yo mama by ganj0r November 30, 2003

yo mama

What's hanging down my balls.

My balls are enormous.

yo mama by sukebe January 27, 2004

Yo Mama

Your mother; used when one usually wants to insult you in the highest manner

I slept with yo mama last night. Your dad also wanted some, but IUNAFUKNKILLSOMPEOPLE was a homo, so he did your dad instead.

Yo Mama by Miggy12 December 23, 2003

yo mama

a yo mama joke dat aint fuuny

Yo mama so stupid she dong know the recipie for ice!

yo mama by Yo daddy March 15, 2003