xanderisms

Sayings made by an affluent Hispanic that typically exhibit a skewed sense of reality

-What's one of your favorite xanderisms?
-"$1000? You know how I hate chump change."
-Cool. Mine's "Manual Labor? Who's Manuel?"

by yerawizardharri November 24, 2010

xanarita

A lovely cocktail made of a Xanax and a margarita. Makes the day, and some assholes, oh so tolerable!

This day has sucked and I am so stressed - I need a Xanarita!

by OhBayBee June 1, 2017

xaida

Xaida is a loving person who also sticks up for her best friends. She also may be a little slow at times when it comes to jokes.

Xaida always sticks up for me.

by Mirea December 12, 2018

xander tufts

an Asian that is smart of course. goes to a crappy school and wishes he was like his peers

xander tufts he so asian

by unkown696969 September 20, 2022

Xaidan

Just like Aidan but way cooler cause of the "X" infront of the name. They're shy but super fun to talk to and extremely chill. Usually male and very tall, but always knows how to start a conversation when the room is silenced.

Omg is that Xaidan over there? They're so funny and super fun to talk to!

by anonymous August 11, 2023

Fake Xanax

Fake Xanax is Xanax that has been laced with fentanyl. Fentanyl is very dangerous and 0.25 of it could even kill you.

Lil Peep Overdosed on fake Xanax.

by Lockernumber244 May 21, 2019

Xanderize

Xanderize- derived from the great and awesome super hero of legend, Xander, that can solve all problems through his uber cute looks and lammiedoodle offerings.

1.to create peace in a time of turmoil with the use of either love or lammiedoodles.

2. to calm a person down who is uptight or mean usually through the offering of licks on the face, lammiedoodles, or other soothing methods.

Feel the power of Xander and be xanderized.

by BatGirl October 17, 2006