Xantang

A spicy way to say clever

'oh you're so Xantang'

by Maricwldwd November 23, 2021

Xanadoo

Noun

A Drug/Alcohol concoction created by comedian Doug Stanhope. The instructions for creating a Xanadoo were first explained by Stanhope on the "The Opie and Anthony Show" sometime in 2007 (or possibly 2008).

A Xanadoo consists of:

Equal parts Xanax and Psychedelic Mushroom caps, ground (usually with a coffee grinder), and poured into Jagermeister shots.

Aside from Stanhope himself and maybe a few unreported cases, the effects of a Xanadoo are largely unknown. Most likely they are (at least) a combination effects from all of its ingredients. I.E. tripping, relaxation, euphoria, blurred vision, and coordination problems.

ThePersonWhoTalks1: What's a Xanadoo?

ThePersonWhoTalks2: Did you even read the definition?

ThePersonWhoTalks1: No.

ThePersonWhoTalks2: Look it up on Urban Dictionary, fag.
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ThePersonWhoTalks3: Never consume a Xanadoo.

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ThePersonWhoTalks4: Yo bro! You wanna try a Xanadoo?

ThePersonWhoTalks5: DUDE, TOTALLY!!1!!1

by TheyAin'tNobody August 31, 2010

xanabar

1. (n) inform. street slang for a "Xanbar", which is essentially 4 Xanax pills strung together.

Users typically take at least one bar orally (as snorting the pill is inefective), or mix a few pills with alcohol or marijuana.

Xanabars get you fucked!

by CapitolistPig September 16, 2005

Xanny Fresh

the totally blank mind you have the "morning after" taking a XaneX - usually associated with slobbering and squinted eyes. It's namesake is thought to be loosly based on the rap style Manny Fresh

Holy Jeepers Wally I know after last night - dis morning You stylin Xanny Fresh.

by chowdog April 24, 2006

xanax

A drug typically recommended or prescribed by therapists to treat anxiety issues. It's probably over prescribed and the professionals who do prescribe it seem to believe it's pretty harmless and about as addictive as alcohol; sometimes referred to as a wonderdrug with effects similar to valium but without the repercussions. Of course, these professional opinions are questionable as many medical professionals are in the pockets of large drug companies and it's hard to say which drugs, 20 years down the road, will be determined to be very harmful.

Furthermore, there seem to be plenty of addiction/overdose horror stories regarding the drug. But, judging from personal experience, if you don't have an addictive personality (particularly with drugs), you probably won't think Xanax is anything special (I hardly notice the effects aside from occasional sleepiness, will take it rarely, and won't have any problems. With the high number of commonplace issues for which this drug is prescribed (stress, anxiety, menstrual issues and sleeping problems to name a few), this drug is pretty easy to attain through a doctor and more people than you might think have a prescription. This drug is basically as benign or as dangerous as the person who uses it.

"I thought I felt different the first time I took a Xanax, but to be honest I can't really tell what it does... sometimes it makes me sleepy though."

by guy with a prescription January 4, 2008

Xanadude

A big fan (usually gay) of Olivia Newton John.

That guy has all of Olivia Newton
John's Albums. He must be a Xanadude!

by David K. Smyser December 21, 2003

xanax

often referred to as "god's gift". basically, god got bored one day and decided to hook humans up with heaven on earth. i'm pretty positive that's how we got xanax.

"you know, i didn't USED to care about going to church, but i might reconsider... god really hooked us up with that xanax."

"bro, semester abroad was insane... i just walked around the whole time looking at cathedrals, twerped up on xans and listening to hella."

by dr. tounge December 9, 2008