1) The unfortunate hybrid combination of a Xylophone and a Saxophone. An excellent example of why instruments should practice abstinence. The blowing/hitting of such an instrument often results in a painful sound often accompanied by temporary insanity until the sound waves are thoroughly 120 miles away.
2) A weapon of war, noted for the destructive capabilities it has achieved in the battlefield of sanity and eardrums. Commonly thought to have been created by the Big Notorious J - Lo.
3) A laxative used by balding sweaty middle-aged men. Recommended with a garlic supplement for extra heath benefits.
2) A weapon of war, noted for the destructive capabilities it has achieved in the battlefield of sanity and eardrums. Commonly thought to have been created by the Big Notorious J - Lo.
3) A laxative used by balding sweaty middle-aged men. Recommended with a garlic supplement for extra heath benefits.
1) My child wants to play the Xylosax. I shall throw him into a burlap sack and beat him with reeds.
2) Activate the Xylosax!
3) Activate the Xylosax!
2) Activate the Xylosax!
3) Activate the Xylosax!
by Sir Brautigan August 6, 2009
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My name is Xylona.
by X_to_the_D January 29, 2018
Get the xylona mug.A primative musical instrument in the winds family consisting of a single tube, with it's airflow controlled by a sphincter like valve.
by The giant sphincter June 22, 2018
Get the Xylosphincle mug.Xylus is the most funny person you’ll know. But when you first meet him he can be really shy at first but then he will open up to once you get to know him more, he can get really mad really easily but he is kind in his own ways of showing it. He is really competitive and athletic so if you want to race someone he is the guy to race because he loves to play outside in the open. He is smart in his way of being smart even when he says he isn’t he really is smart. He loves to make his friends and family laugh by making silly faces,jokes,and by accidentally hurting himself. But sometimes xylus can be upset or sad about something and he wouldn't want to talk about the but if you keep asking him he would tell you... but he is the funniest person & kind loving person you will know coming from all of his friends and family.!!!
A Friend:"wanna race or make a silly face contest?"
Xylus:" Race. Bet I’ll beat you again"
Friend:"we’ll see about that buddy"
"Both laugh"
Xylus:" Race. Bet I’ll beat you again"
Friend:"we’ll see about that buddy"
"Both laugh"
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