Spilly Winkle

A British phrase used when a young lad masturbates and ejaculates into his hand, and tosses it into someone else's face.

Usually an insult, but can be used as a sign of affection on the oddest of people.

"Mrs. Steger," the lad says to their Latin teacher, "have you ever been spilly winkled?"

"You want to spilly winkle Her Majesty the Queen? Treason!"

by Rickuu April 29, 2013

wally wankler

When a male tosses off two boys at the same time and slaps them both together until they cum

Ben-"I was tossing off Sam and Eddie and before they finished I slapped their dicks together"
Joe-"You did a wally wankler?!"
Ben-"I guess I did"
Party rock anthem

by Pastarus September 21, 2014

Dixie Winkler

When you are having intercourse with a female or male and you urinate instead of ejaculate.

"Oh I totally pulled a Dixie Winkler on Megan last night!"

by The Big Sex C October 10, 2017

molly winkler

Bad bitch, feisty, savage, classy, huge tits, and hippo lover.

"Damn, Molly Winkler is looking fine tonight."
"Yeah, she a crazy ass though. I'd still tap."

by boujeeassbitch1 December 26, 2017

I'll be winkled

Used to express confusion or to admit your opponent to be correct; to admit defeat

BOB: I Found fart in a jar collection.
Me: I'll be winkled

by bobtheslobthebob February 27, 2021

Shit Van Winkle

When you're in the bathroom trying so hard to take a shit that when you come out, you feel like its 20 years later

"Where have you been man?"
"I've been in the bathroom for the last two hours. What time is it? I thought the sun already set."
"It's only been 15 minutes. You had a shit van winkle"

by GhettoLibrarian February 8, 2021

winklepickers

big long pointy shoes, worn by leprichauns and irish folk alike.

"will you fuck my shoe" a common phrase in germany.

by Carlos August 11, 2004