Wedged

The state in which you are "wedged" between being awake and asleep. This is the point of the night in which everything sounds funny and it is difficult to put sentences together.

"I was so wedged after being awake for two days that I continued to blame my socks for farting."

by Drewskiboy April 23, 2009

the very wedge

signifies an event of great significance. for example answering a trivial pursuit question 'for the very wedge'!

for the VERY wedge, SIR!! ...for the very very wedge!!!

by nealofander March 18, 2009

Quim Wedge

As in Quim, meaning female sexual organ, Quim Wedge refers to the corresponding male organ.

Man I can't wait for her to suck my quim wedge.

by Jack Denny October 1, 2006

Wuge

Wiping one's clunge on something. Pronounced 'w-uh-dge'

e.g Jon's Mum wuged all over my walls

by Jon Dijksman October 2, 2007

wedge

In England your wedge would be an undefined sum of money or bread.

I got a load of wedge in me pocket.

by cazmax May 13, 2005

Widge

Alternative to the word "Penis". Can also be used as a non-threatening insult to a person or persons

James: "Martin you are such a big widge"
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penis cock slong trouser snake pork sword

by slimsniper December 8, 2009

Wedged

1. Very, very, very drunk. Like you're standing on wedges.
2. Like swedged but without the S.

Fraser was pure wedged last night after drinking all that bevvy

We all got so wedged after mum bought us the cheap vodka

by Toxic_Cat July 14, 2014