wobbleknocker alarm clock

The act of a woman waking someone up by hanging her large pendulous breasts over their face and swinging them back and forth across their face to wake them up.

I was sleeping and my wife gave me the wobbleknocker alarm clock this morning...I knew it was gonna be a great day!

by Almalphia September 27, 2010

Brain Wobbled

Its like being tongue-tied, but for the brain.

Those british sure do dance like martial artist from Brazil. Oh, and Brain wobbled.

by Cainoftheturks August 12, 2011

Wobbler

A humanoid creature found in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS). Wobblers have existed since the dawn of time. Wobblers can be red or blue. Wobblers have no facial features, other than two googly eyes. Red and blue wobblers have a big rivalry, and will try to murder each other. Wobblers do not speak English, they instead speak gibberish, or just yell.

These two wobblers are really strong, I wonder who will win in the battle.

by NotNickW October 21, 2021

Wibble Wobble

A phrase used to deliberately confuse, confound or befuddle a person with little or no grasp of the English language, who is employed in a job or position where the speaking and the comprehension of English is of paramount importance.

Its use is more effectively enhanced in a sentence, which utilizes other complicated or easily misunderstood words

Gas attendant: What now you want me?

Motorist: My good man, could you direct me, expeditiously if you please, to Wibble Wobble Ave?

-or-

Busboy: Can I help to you much?

Diner: Yes my dear fellow, we require forthwith, more bread rolls and a commodious pitcher of iced Wibble Wobble.

by Sparticus Freeholdius May 7, 2009

wobble head

when you get really drunk and you can't keep control of your head so it wobbles about like one of them churchill dog dolls!

gemma was that drunk once she cudnt hold her head up straight, so therfore she had wobble head

by Deano_1985 May 8, 2006

albanian wobble

A situation in which someone continuously wobbles another right knee to create a flapping sensation and a large noise.

"I heard that Sally gave David an Albanian Wobble last night"

by Oliverflap April 9, 2017

double wobble

A 50s dance craze altered to mean a sexual act.

Hey everybody let's do the double wobble! And then tonight we can REALLY double wobble!

by Doubly Wobbled February 21, 2009