Sunday Time Warp

That thing that happens on Sunday after a relaxing weekend when you look at the clock and it says 6pm, and you look again 5 minutes later and it says 9pm. Usually accompanied by an entire weekend's ration of homework/preparation for the week that you haven't yet started.

Joanne had every intention of getting to bed early until she fell into a Sunday Time Warp and ended up staying awake until 2am doing her homework.

"Okay, it's 6:03. I need to start my lesson plans for the week... just going to watch TV until the commercial... wait... now it's 9:05? oh SNAP! What just happened?"

by gargamel314 January 26, 2010

shrink wrap a turd

When a turd or piece of a turd refuses to go down after repeated flushings. It keeps bobbing up as if made of cork.Piling on multiple layers of toilet tissue essentially shrink wraps the obstinate floater and results in a flushable package.

After 5 flushes,I had to shrink wrap a turd to get it to go down.

by wolfbait51 April 9, 2011

warp

to travel at such extreme speeds that time itself can be altered. or the bending of wood over a period of time

We went so fast we warped to 1873.

by G. Gardner PHD time travel April 24, 2017

Warpgate Party

Popularized by the MMOFPS game Planetside 2. "Warpgate parties" may occur after one of the factions' players have won an alert. An alert requires the players of every faction to capture as much territory or key objectives as possible on the continents in order to obtain high experience rewards for their whole faction. Warpgates are the home bases that cannot be attacked by enemy factions, thus they provide excellent conditions for taking a break from the battle. Hence, warpgate parties are mass-gatherings of one factions' players to celebrate an alert victory.

In a more negative way, warpgate parties also reflect a behavior where said individual(s) stop fighting after achieving a victory, leaving some of their territory unguarded and prone to be recaptured by enemy forces again. Said differently, "having a warpgate party" is a synonym for resting on one's laurels.

Vanu player 1: "Hey, where did all of the TR go?"
Vanu player 2: "I don't know. Maybe, they're having a warpgate party."
Vanu player 1: "Very dumb move! Look, we're about to recap all their territory!"

Robert: "Yes, I'm having a date with Lisa! Finally! That means to hell with studying for tomorrow's exam."
Jack: "Wait, no need to throw a warpgate party now! I would postpone your date to the weekend and study tonight, if I were you."
Robert: "Mhh, I guess you're right. I haven't thought about that."

Mr. Furrado: "Good job, Mrs. Collins! That was an insightful study on human resources in a competitive business environment."
Mrs. Collins: "Thanks, Mr. Furrado. But I don't have time for a warpgate party yet. I have to finish this analyst report for next week."
Mr. Furrado: "Wha.. warpgate party...? Huh?"

Tyrone: "Whatup, ya warpgatin' around again, dude?"
Martin: "Yea, man. I'm through with the assignment for Mrs. Garritt's class. But I don't want to start math homework now."
Tyrone: "Way to give a warpgate partey, dawg."
Martin: "Straight up."
Tyrone: "Worrd."

by BigBlacSoWhack January 4, 2014

Wrap around gagger

When a woman or man is giving you a blow job and you take her hair (if long enough) and tie it around your waist without her knowing. She tries to back off in order to take a breath, but can't. So she gags on your penis.

Someone giving you a blow job and you secretly tie their hair around your waist so they just gag on your penis. Therefore, a wrap around gagger is occurring.

by Machamer October 25, 2010

Dick Wrapper

A female of the species Homo Sapien. This term refers to the fact that the most important aspect of a woman's identity is the fact that she is engineered and constructed so as to wrap around penises

Diana came over last night ... that is one energetic Dick Wrapper.

I need to hit the club tonight and pick me up a dick wrapper.

That bar was litterally polluted with cougars and other assorted dick wrappers.

by Mr HJL January 17, 2008

time warp

It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
Put your hands on your hips
And bring your knees in tight
And then the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane...
Let's do the time warp again!

Well, I was walkin' down the street just a-havin' a think and this snake of a guy gave me an evil wink. He shook-a me up he took me by surprise, he had a motor bike and the devil's eyes...

by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 20, 2004