woodcock johnson

a.)a sexual position where the man inserts a wooden spoon into the vaginal cavity and thrusts his fist into the anal passage.
b.)an I.Q test

a.) "Dude, I WOODCOCK JOHNSONED that hoe last night. Kitchen appliances have never worked in such ways!"
b.) "Okay now, I am going to give you the Woodcock Johnson. I will be video taping it for further studies."

by Bobbith Rizzle October 29, 2007

Woodstocking

Simular to Snowballing, one person travels bodily fluids to another throuh their mouths, however, the substance traveled is human shit. You shit in a girls mouth then kiss and she spits it into your mouth.

Person 1: Yo why do you smell like shit?
Person 2: I was woodstocking my girl last night.

by MJisAsian December 21, 2018

Wadstock

Music festival at the Oxford college Wadham.

"Are you going to Wadstock?" "Nah mate, couldn't get a ticket."

by Ceriano October 16, 2008

wildstock

Contraction of Wild Animal and Livestock. Excludes cats and dogs. Includes all other animals that are fenced in or managed by humans.

Pigs, cows, horses, sheep, chickens and the like that are entered into competition in rodeos and stock shows. Zoo animals. Any large 4-legged creature that wags its tail.

by reverb June 29, 2005

wordstock

like woodstock but for book nerds

I went to wordstock to hear Sherman Alexie read

by the most Aladeen person ever September 29, 2018

Woonsocket Breakfast

The thick smell of burning shit in the air such as around the Municipal Incinerator in Woonsocket, Rhode Island.

Got a taste of that Woonsocket Breakfast when I stepped outside this morning, and I threw up immediately.

by Toxin88 July 22, 2016

Woodcocked

A simple, dumb, unintelligent man, that is clueless to Mostly everything including himself. Nearly killing himself and others on a regular basis and has gotten by in life on sure luck.

I was just woodcocked and cooped at the same time.

by Mr Magoe May 16, 2019