wonton wheel barrow

Sexual position, woman on her back with only her shoulders touching, pelvis high in the air. Man has both of her legs on either side of him or in the "wheel barrow" position. Act performed on a women from Southeast Asia so she may slide across the bed or floor. She can be flipped face down for the "Reverse Wonton wheel barrow" but rug burns may insue. Flexibility is paramount.

Ling Mai wanted to do something different so I got her in the Wonton Wheel barrow!

by Crasher B May 16, 2006

Wonton sack

the word Wonton Sack is implying that you have very large Testicles and a small Dick. Referring to balls that weigh a ton (one-ton) sack.

Man 1 "Hey Regan Bro have you heard that chilli has a wonton sack"

Man 2 "fuck dude put that wonton away"

by Ceid O'Hara August 4, 2009

Wonov

A man with his beard tie-dyed in pussy juice.

Man 1: "You know that guy Wonov?"
Man 2: "Yeah he's got that beard all up in her pussy."

by B1MM3R November 9, 2014

Salty Wonton

When a man doesn't take a shower in multiple days and his penis and ball sack starts to smell like salt and vinger.

Dude, I have such a bad salty wonton right now!

by Punzorz December 21, 2009

WonTons

Balls, Cojones, Testosterone

She has terrible breath, But I don't have the WonTons to tell her.

by mollytim October 15, 2008

wonkographer

Professional person who searches for incompetency in a product or service.

You'd better sort out that dodgy tap, the wonkographer will be round soon to check it.

by tboy April 12, 2005

Filthy Wonton

When you are prepared to have sex with someone you never had, and after many dates and advances, you finally get it, and are disappointted by either it's smell, it's hygenie or overal physical demeanor.

"So I finally got Jamie into the sack, but bitch had the filthy wonton."

by Rukus Razor November 6, 2006