Whompyjawed

crooked offcenter notlevel uneven

The table legs are Whompyjawed.

by Kimberly Trammell May 3, 2005

Womyn

This is a term used by feminists who feel that having the word "man" in the word "woman" makes women a subset of men. So, to make themselves a non subset, they changed the letter 'e' to a 'y'.

I am not a subset, I am a womyn.

by sffbeatpmles December 26, 2009

womyn

An "alternative" spelling of "a woman". It is mostly used by trans-exclusive radical feminists (terfs, "feminazis"). They often want to make absolutely clear that """men""" don't belong into the feminist circles and that feminism is only about women's rights when it is obviously not.

I say womyn bc feminism is only about the rights of cis women!!! "Women" are not just a different kind of men! No man pretending to be womyn allowed!!

Well, you obviously don't know anything about feminism and the troubles men and trans people face so f*ck you

by Kilmameri October 16, 2017

staffle womp

It's the exact opposite of waffle stomp

You poop in the shower then proceed to suction cup the poop out of the drain

Alex's sister had to staffle womp her little brothers waffle stomp

by Spanktank44 May 3, 2019

wompems

Canned biscuits that have the seal that you must break by "womping" it on the counter to open it.

"With breakfast this morning why don't you open a can of wompems."

by Tyler Call December 9, 2008

wompper

when a person (normaly a male) has an extremely small penis (A.K.A. a chode) and has a large pair of balls.

BOB- wow those are some big balls but wheres your penis

BILL- Right there
BOB- Now thats what you call a wompper

by joeberto February 14, 2010

Wompsta

Someone who constantly gets "Womped". Usually a hata or someone named Todd

Someone who say's something ridiculous or irrelevant

Someone who listens to JB music

The appropriate way to deal with a wompsta is to A) Stale Face them or B) Say "Womp" and move on to anew subjet

Antonym: Gansta

Girl: Cameron is such a Wompsta
Boy: Yeah I guess I am
Girl: You can be a gansta like me one day
Boy: I hope so, I hate being a Wompsta
Girl: Its ok Cameron or "Todd" Wompsta

by Gansta T. October 29, 2010