wite

the wit that only white people possess

And so I silenced them with my intelligence and dazzling wite. And then at the close of the debate I shouted "Take that you foreign shit!" And they all bowed before my caucasian glory. Amen Amen Amen.

by a very random person March 22, 2005

wifefriend

A wife that you still treat as your girlfriend. You take your wifefriend out on dates and ensure that you remain playful and light hearted, not allowing routine and daily life chores to dim the light of romance. Your wifefriend is cute and helps you do this by responding well and adorably to your courting romantic advances.

I love you my wifefriend.

My wife is still like a girlfriend, my wife is a wifefriend.

by alizeepmp June 8, 2021

Whitefright

Being a professional gamer, skilled in all aspects of the video gaming world and beyond.

I was playing so well online last night, until a Whitefright totally killed me and won the game.

by Whitefright February 15, 2014

whiteford

A great man

the creator of the world

by jon December 2, 2003

Wisefool

Wisefool.
Wise by day, Fool by night. A strange but charismatic creature who wanders the planet in search of fine women and alcohol. Approach with caution unless armed with a bottle of good Vodka and a smile.

Wisefool are you there? "Yup". Are you sober? "Nope".

Are you having a good day Wisefool? "Yup" Have you been drinking? "Yup"

Wisefool was taken to hospital with severe Hallucination's. I think he drank the toilet cleaner again.

by Wisefool January 18, 2013

Whiteford

A shite driver when it comes 2 need 4 speed

haw whiteford ur driving's shite in that game man

by pojo December 2, 2003

Whitefield

Shitty Mancunian suburb towards the even shitter town of Bury but somewhat different in character. Residents are an odd mixture of Jews, overspill manc scallies, and middle class wannabes.The pubs are all dire although the once grotty precinct has been renovated.

"I went to that nice kosher restaraunt in Whitefield the other day."

by Begby4 March 1, 2008