wine sipa

One who enjoys drinking wine for no reason at all other than to be cool infront of chicks who think wine makes you sophisticated.

Damn, hes a wine sipa?

wine sipa by crapface2010 January 27, 2010

Wine glasses 

Suburban white girls version of beer goggles

ex. She drank so much she went home with the most mediocre guy at the club. She must've been wearing her wine glasses.

Wine glasses by @Miracle June 1, 2018

Wine Bagged 

When one slaps a mans balls prior to him busting in your mouth.

“ I was sucking his dick last night and surprised him with a wine bag.”

“This chick was giving me head and right as I was bout to bust she wine bagged me”

Wine Bagged by Spicycheese August 13, 2018

wine and pizza 

another term to call wap

kid: what does wap mean?
adult: wine and pizza
kid: so you had some wap lastnight
adult: yes, yes i did

wine and pizza by yellowpisscarrot42069 October 12, 2020

Wine Vagine

The female version of 'Whiskey Dick'. It is when a woman drinks a lot of pinot and then complains so much, you no longer wanna fuck her. This definition was made famous by comedian Nimesh Patel.

She had a bad case of wine vagine, so I had to put her to bed and jerk off.

Wine Vagine by Nissssy April 28, 2023

wine-belly

A delicate fold of flab protuding from under a top, hanging gently over the waistband of jeans like some kind of skin souffle; female counterpart to the beer belly, often seen on mid to late twentysomething singles who are losing both their looks, their self-respect and - gradually - the will to live...

Bridget: "Jesus I really need to shed this wine-belly if I ever want to get laid again"
Magda: "Try not downing two bottles of whatever the co-op have on special of a weekday evening..."
Bridget: "Bitch..." (muffled sobbing)

wine-belly by Becca J W September 8, 2007

Wine guy 

Wine Guy ~ A horny, middle aged, divorced, wine importing, BMW drivin, botox shootin, poser who played the clarinet as an adolescent. He is adept at the use of wine adjectives such as robust, soft, with abundant red fruit and lashings of rose pepper enveloped by with a chocolatey oak aroma that adds a creaminess to the lifted finish. You know standard B S that most women go Ga Ga over. He is such a poser and just wants to get in my girl friends pants.

Wine guy ~ Julie meet me at the Tasting Room so I can impress you with my extensive knowledge of wine. Later we can go back to my place where I will show you my art collection.

Julie ~ Ok wine guy. You are so wonderful.

Wine guy by one cool dude March 13, 2007