An Operating System developed by the much hated Microsoft Corporation. Became popular via amoral business practise on the part of Microsoft. Windows is world renowned for being insecure and bug ridden. Some describe it as "the only computer virus that you pay to use".
Excuse me while I run Windows Update and download yet another 80mb bugfix....er....sorry, "upgrade".
by LoneWolf June 19, 2003
An entertaining sexual game. The game starts when a gentleman has sexy time with his lady from behind while she is facing a ground floor window. After swapping with a friend who has been hiding in a wardrobe (without the lady's knowledge), the gentleman then runs round to the outside of the window. He then records her surprise as she wonders who has been reaming her for the last few minutes.
I was windowing your mother last night. You should have seen the look on her face when she saw me outside the house! She'll be laughing about that for years to come.
by B. Jesseling June 12, 2008
A word that fits any context and can be applied aslong as there is a fitting corresponding action committed by another homo sapien.
Commonly used when something is beginning to become either awkward or strange or after a questionable performance of low iq is shared amongst humans.
can also be used to describe someone who commonly commits these acts without fail.
Commonly used when something is beginning to become either awkward or strange or after a questionable performance of low iq is shared amongst humans.
can also be used to describe someone who commonly commits these acts without fail.
humans: *has normal conversation*
window: "yeh my nans dead"
humans: *exist*
window: "What kinda porn do you watch?"
humans: *walks down corridor*
window: *grabs person*
humans: *tries to get through the day without dealing with window*
window: *says something with such low iq you genuinely feel your grades go down in exams you had years ago*
window: "yeh my nans dead"
humans: *exist*
window: "What kinda porn do you watch?"
humans: *walks down corridor*
window: *grabs person*
humans: *tries to get through the day without dealing with window*
window: *says something with such low iq you genuinely feel your grades go down in exams you had years ago*
by Hench man mikey June 08, 2019
by Anonymous November 06, 2002
Glass panes common in the walls of buildings, especially sky scrapers, allowing people inside to see the outside and to let light in.
Windows have been around for thousands of years, although they were originally just holes in the walls of buildings, without any glass panes.
Windows should not be confused with the remarkably unstable and virus-susceptible Windoze.
Windows have been around for thousands of years, although they were originally just holes in the walls of buildings, without any glass panes.
Windows should not be confused with the remarkably unstable and virus-susceptible Windoze.
Yesterday, I was wondering if it was raining or not, so I looked outside through the windows and saw that it was, in fact, raining. Without my windows, I could have gotten wet.
by Glasshole June 24, 2004
An idea created by the wiggles for an operating system, then bill gates started, by stealing everything he could get his hands on.
by ReDucTor August 08, 2003
Baby mama: when am i getting my damn child support?
Man: ill pay yew ur sh*t, I just don't know window
Man: ill pay yew ur sh*t, I just don't know window
by synyster_gates12_27 May 13, 2011