widing

Gainzbeast

The Widing is the alpha beast

by Jawidoo December 11, 2016

wining n dining

When the stepparent doesn’t approve of the biological parent taking the kids out for dinner

Angie does not approve of wining n dining

by Late for work December 6, 2019

Wiping the crayon

When taking a shit, and it feels like the turd is stuck in your ass, but you no longer fee you can poop anymore. You try to wipe, but no matter how much there is fresh shit on the toilet paper, as if you are wiping your butt with a crayon sticking out that keeps writing on the tp (see also: Crayon Dump)

“Sorry I’m taking so long! I am trying to finish up but I’m wiping the crayon here.”

by Suburban Urbanite August 30, 2020

wiming

Verb: pretending to have your life together when it is absolutely a dumpster fire. You are miserable with your life to the point where you can not wing it, so you wimg it. You have no touch with reality and everyone one around you can see how unstable you are.

Poor Ashley! She is just wiming her life away on TikTok.

by Yellowmoon886 March 29, 2021

Wiping The Puddle

The process in which in the act of taking a shit you proceed to “wipe the puddle” by smearing shit across a sheet of toilet paper instead of dropping the log the traditional way.

Dude 1: Bro, I was Wiping the puddle. It was my only choice it was a muddy mess.

by Muddypuddle54 April 1, 2021

Winingest

A word made up by some stupid people

That’s another word that’s a winingest

by anonymous February 2, 2022

Wiking

To more than a simple walk but not a full hiking experience. Moderate tolerance.

I went wiking today in Hebden Bridge

by Lemonsugaruk May 31, 2022