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Tea Whoopi-Goldberg

Lady of the house: "Would you like a cup of Tea?"
Builder "Yes please!"
LOTH "What do you take?"
Builder "Tea Whoopi-Goldberg!"
LOTH "Sorry"
Builder "No need to apologise, I understand that the middle class is xenophobic and forgive your ignorance. "
LOTH "That's OK, my husband is working away this week..."
Builder "So the bedroom light bulb needs changing and you can't reach?"
by crispindry July 19, 2009
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New Zealand Whoopie Cushion

When a woman is having sex with three men at the same time and all holes are being occupied, and a fourth man would like in on the action. Since all holes are occupied, the man sits on the woman's stomache like a whoopie cushion and pops out all three penises, thus getting the woman to himself and ultimately excuting the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion.
I walk in my house to find my girlfriend having sex with three men, but instead of fetching a steak knife, I use my common sense and simply sit on my girlfriend's stomache, ejecting all three penises and getting my girlfriend back. The three men are then so amazed by my execution of the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion that they applaud me and leave.
by Flynny500 June 2, 2011
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New Zealand Whoopie Cushion

When a woman is having sex with three men at the same time and all holes are being occupied, and a fourth man would like in on the action. Since all holes are occupied, the man sits on the woman's stomache like a whoopie cushion and pops out all three penises, thus getting the woman to himself and ultimately excuting the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion.
I walk in my house to find my girlfriend having sex with three men, but instead of fetching a steak knife, I use my common sense and simply sit on my girlfriend's stomache, ejecting all three penises and getting my girlfriend back. The New Zealand Whoopie Cushion strikes again.
by Flynny500 June 2, 2011
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West Virginia Whoopie Coushion

Verb. The action of blowing air into your partners asshole and having them fart in your face
My girlfriend let me give her a West Virginia Whoopie Coushion last night.
by Pappy07 January 18, 2016
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Whoopie

When your girlfriend won’t let you smash so you just suck each other off instead.
She won’t have sex, we just make whoopie.
by BSN24 September 26, 2019
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The Soggy Whoopie Cushion

When you creampie a girl and then sit on her to push it all out.
Bro me and my girl were going at it right? Then she asks for the soggy whoopie cushion. Long story short it was a lot of cleanup.
by Burgerman306 June 2, 2021
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Whoopies

What if u have sex and u shit in the tent. I think that's called a Whoopies.
Whoopies it happened
by Cooper man June 22, 2020
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