woopert

An extremely soft dog. Specifically a beagle.

My woopert is very soft.

by A guy from the military June 12, 2008

western whopper

when you hog tie a female, and jizz on her face while wearing the burger king King mask.while laughing have it your way beotch!

Yo nigga i western whopperd dat ho last night, i let her have it her way

by ZEL561 December 5, 2007

The Sloppy Whopper

When you sneak up on a friend and try to stick your penis in their mouth while they are yawning without them noticing. in a perfect scenario you get the victem to choke. Bonus points if you can sneak the balls in there.

i was just sitting there.. and john caught me with the sloppy whopper!

by stan harris March 28, 2007

Whopper-jawed

Anything misalligned or moved out of or away from where it is supposed to be. Usually two objects that normally fit together in one manner that for some reason no longer do so.

"I tried to get that bolt out of the bumper of my truck after the crash but it was whopper-jawed as fuck, so I hit it with a hammer until it came out".

by Benji Koontz May 23, 2006

Whopper

A moron, unwitty, unsociable, slow and thick as fuck

Oh shut your mouth you fucking Whopper
Calum Wright

by RichyRich456 December 19, 2012

Whopper

Irish slang for brilliant , or massively brilliant. Usually used in Kilbride , Tallaght , etc , etc

i know im Whopper ri?

by qwertyIRISHuiopasdfghjklzx August 6, 2010

Toilet Whomper

A girl who just had a one night stand, got knocked up and aborted her baby and flushed it down the toilet.

"Hey, sorry I took so long in the bathroom."
"You didn't just flush our baby down the craphole, did you?"
"No..."
"OMG you're such a toilet whomper."

by Toilet Whomper February 8, 2009