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Whacker Hunters

People who are so obsessed with attacking “whackers” by harassing them. This includes actions such as calling their work place, exposing their address, contacting family members to report a innocent person because they don’t like the way they have their car setup. Get life, you too panther mafia.
Those whacker hunters are harassing that crown Vic owner.
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cracker-whacker

a retractable police baton formerly known as "nigger beater", or "n.b.".
used in riots as means of non-lethal
elimination of targets.
boys, we got another yuppie protest on our hands... whip out the
cracker-whackers!
by SPARTAN-117 January 1, 2005
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chuddy whacker

Someone who whacks chuddys , a chuddy being a fat penis
When Adam and Matt are together they act like a couple of chuddy whackers.

Stop whacking that chuddy you chuddy whacker!
by Chuddywhacker May 16, 2015
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Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whacker

Noun
1.A person who you think would start whacking it, any time, anywhere if left alone for five minutes.
1. Wow, that guy is a real Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whacker. He said his mom almost caught him whacking it at 5 A.M.
by Anonymous Cactus October 21, 2012
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whitey whacker

A hammer, tire iron, baseball bat, or other instrument used to bonk white guys on the head.

Compare to nigger knocker and honkie bonker.
Shauntay carries a whitey whacker inside his pimp overcoat.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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sacking my whacker

Just to jack off, plain and simple.
*Fap Fap Fap* Oh shit ma! Go away! I'm sacking my whacker in here!
by TexasColeSlawMassacre August 22, 2007
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Weed Whacker

People that whack off to their own pictures...
Ex. Dan loves himself so much, he pulled a Weed Whacker to his own Christmas photos.
by BJ1500 October 5, 2009
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