wench-wrench

When you squeeze a ho so hard she explodes.

I went to hug my girl, but I wench-wrenched her by accident; the funeral is tomorrow.

by Ace Flamingo April 23, 2009

fugly wench

a fucking ugly pirate hooker that has sex with all the dirty pirates aboard the ship

"arhhh, shiver me timbers! that fugly wench rocked my boat all throughout the night! Matey, I reckon u hit one of em' slags..

by the chill-n-ator January 28, 2008

Trench Wench

A HARDCORE Female Marianas Trench Fan often found in "the moat" (aka front row) of an MT concert.

They like Pirates, Kill Ninjas and are indestructible.

Trench Wenches also possess the ability to transform those around them in to MTrench fans by the compulsive singing and quoting of lyrics.

Lauren was such a Trench Wench she drove 6 hours and waited in line for 2 more just to secure a spot in the moat.

by #1Trench_Wench July 6, 2010

saucy wench

A maiden who is thought to be sassy.

Nicole is a Saucy Wench.

by samas April 26, 2008

Moon Wench

A lewd lunar female.

my roommate often wishes she could move to the moon and become a slutty moon wench.

by moonwench1 April 12, 2010

slimey wench

slimey wench: the words you use when your friend is a whore

“Lamisha you are such a slimey wench”

by slimeywench2000 February 17, 2023

Chowder Wench

chow·der wench. noun. A female who is in charge of eating all a man's chowder. No, not New England clam chowder!

Man, that chowder wench sure was hungry!

by NateDizzSevenSeven May 23, 2008