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Mr Brightside's Laws of Social Well Being

Mr Brightside's Law of Social Well Being was discovered by Daniel M. Keysell, LMH of Shevamania in November 2006, in England, United Kingdom.
Mr Brightside's Laws of Social Well Being states the 5 laws of social well being are:

1. Paul Burgess and David Blunket are one and the same person.
2. If a person wants to stay socially well, they must respect the teachings of Harry and Ron, and Shevamania.
3. Alcohol should be consumed when out either in big amounts at party's or nights out, or small amounts if out on a social occation like a date.
4. Amit's height will always be smaller than everyone else, mathmatical fact.
5. Nod when you see a sexy girl at a fellow peer nearby
by King Keys, LHM of Shevamania November 15, 2006
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Wellingborough

Wellingborough is a big scary town, I’ve only ever been there once and I stayed in a hotel and the next morning there was bullet holes in my door and my car was gone. Don’t go there.
Wellingborough is so dangerous.
by Johnny Davidsonsons December 1, 2018
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Mashed Potatoes Man-Gravy (with Beef Wellington)

When you place a large helping of mashed potatoes into the ass crack of your individual of choice. Then you spray your "Man-Gravy" onto the mashed potatoes and proceed to eat them out of your partner's ass. If Beef Wellington is involved, the partner shits into the Mashed Potatoes the entire load.
Kyle iinvited me over for dinner. He failed to tell me that Mashed Potatoes Man-Gravy was to be our dessert. Of course, I surprised him with a little Beef Wellington on the side.
by Molly February 1, 2005
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Beef Wellington

(n.) A name given to one who has difficulty telling truths. Extremely addicted to fabricating ridiculous stories. Displays total disregard for honesty.
Beef Wellington is telling people that he smuggled a monkey from Africa into the country. It was under his trench coat.
by Tommy Tagliente August 30, 2005
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Beef Wellington

Em: Hey come on lets fuck already!

Dave: Yea sure! But I need to ask Beef Wellington if its ok.
by =3MC= August 24, 2009
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Wellington

Wellingtons are some kind of shoes. They’re basically boots. New Zealand is very mad at the shoes. They throw them at Australia.
“Man, I love wearing Wellington’s!”
The people of New Zealand must have smelled his feet.”
by Wellington shoes April 22, 2019
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gay wellington

Imagine beef wellington. Replace the bread with blankets, and the beef with gay people. Voila! Gay Wellington.
As they watched the movie, they made a gay wellington.
by Ayeeee Wellington January 22, 2018
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