Weezer Phobia

Weezer Phobia is an irrational fear or hatred for Weezer. The side affects for having Weezer phobia, are 4 eldritch beings appearing in your dreams that represent the members of Weezer. The first is an blank man with pointed arms leg and head, The second is a man with 8 arms and legs shaped like an octopus, The third is a man with large, penguin like flippers and legs. He can float in the air with an ominous aura around him. The final one hides in the shadows with huge eyes that glow, the only body part you can see is its tail. There is only one current survivor of the fourth demon. Remember to honour Weezer unless you want to die.

Nathan: Hey how was your weekend?
Eduardo: HOLY FUCK I GOT WEEZER PHOBIA FUCK FUCK FUCK
Nathan: Damn that's to bad.

by Josepi Carlito Antonio III October 11, 2022

wackin weener

when he whips it around in the air before sex. he slaps your face with that shit & slaps your ass. it stings against your skin & he groans when they collide. after being whipped around for so long his cum gets all creamed up in his nuts like every little sperm cell was just vibin' in a blender gettin' all creamy. he shoves that shit into your drippin' grandma cooch & it burns. no lube, just straight & dry. you share stds for hours & hours. at the end of this kind of sex you'll insides will be so stirred up & creamified, you will never be the same. & that bitch will have a road rash on his dick for years.

zoro: man i just want chad to put his wackin weener into my dry ass virgin cooch & open me up like never before
theodore: or i could do that
zoro: shut the fuck up you dumb fat fuckin' ugly ass lump tard go shove a dead bird up your ass

by flappy_cooch_69 April 25, 2020

weejer

the nick name of a four foot penis

ron jermey's penis's nick name is weejer

by das weadge August 10, 2009

weezer guy

A grown man who tries to sex every person withing a 69 kilometre radius. He has recently been found dead in the woods. If weezer guy ever tries to sex you, run and hide.

"I saw the weezer guy came to sex you"
"Yeah but i made him run"

by MOURIJUANAGAYDRUGSSEXVIOLENCE February 13, 2022

Weezer fan

a type of person that must be executed

"ayo i heard Michael was a Weezer fan, lets tear of his limbs"

by Reddertarded April 5, 2022

weezer

weezer is a band. and they're good.

um, like, J-POP!

by a-n May 19, 2003

weezer

An alternative band, formed in 1992, that is famous for its "geek rock" attitude. The lyrics are dripping with not only wit but also emotion, and the sound sometimes features a harmonica, with influences such as KISS, Nirvana, and the Pixies, with an added flair of musical brilliance. Is said to be the influence on many newer bands such as Hellogoodbye, Motion City Soundtrack, and Taking Back Sunday. More recently the band is famous for the song "Beverly Hills" being plastered all over MTV, but a few other famous songs of Weezer are Buddy Holly, The Sweater Song (Undone), Perfect Situation and Island in the Sun.

Weezer has produced 5 albums:
Weezer (Blue Album) 1994
Pinkerton 1996
Weezer (Green Album) 2001
Maladroit 2002
Make Believe 2005
And 3 EPS:
The Good Life
The Lion and the Witch
Winter Weezerland

other suggested songs are:
Say it Ain't So
In the Garage
The World has Turned and Left me Here
Pink Triangle
Tired of Sex
The Good Life
Knock-Down Drag-Out
Hash Pipe
El Scorcho
Keep Fishing
Fall Together
We are All on Drugs
This is Such a Pity
The Damage in Your Heart

Weezer refuses to be the norm band that sells-out and sucks up limelight 24/7 to be mainstream. They keep music real, kids.

by Leen17 July 16, 2007