Web-Mding

The act of ceremoniously looking up odd symptoms, most of which are irrelevant and/or non-existent on a website for people who think they can understand a specialized field or are unwilling to pay an exorbitant amount to find out what they are already subconsciously aware of. This often takes place in a setting with unofficial free time and internet access, aka, TOK.
"Dude, what is she doing?"

"Oh, its ok, its just Chaaru Web-Mding again."

"Right..."
by Terri777777 April 06, 2012
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The Useless Web

An epic collection of useless websites ; a great way to waste your time.
I went on the Useless Web yesterday and it was complete chaos.
by A complete idiot. April 21, 2021
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Spider's Web

You and the lads each buy individual electric fly swatters, sit in chairs, then place the electric fly swatters over your genitals. One of you then puts pornography on a phone or larger screen for all to view. The goal is to not get an erection, to therefore not get an electrocuted penis.
"Hey man wanna do a spider's web?"

"Fuck no, dude it felt like I burnt my dick off last time."
by j7mc July 31, 2018
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web shy

Unwillingness to expose one's thoughts, feelings or identity on the web, knowing that doing so means freaknobs from Baton Rouge to Bangladesh will know everything about you.
"Jeez, Paul--you need to get with it! You should create your own web site, post your picture, do some blogging about your beliefs, and generally trumpet yourself and your innermost thoughts via that there Internet."

"You kidding me? I am waaaaaaaay too web shy for any of that!"
by Bigtexxx April 17, 2008
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Web Comic

n. A comic that is on the internet and that you can read it and it's funny, but sometimes it's not because it's serious or somtimes it's just stupid.
Sumbuddy: Hey guy, did you read ze web comic toodae? It was all the funny!
Guy: No, I did not read the web comic today, my mom was dying of cancer.
by Ken R. November 23, 2004
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Web Glow

When someone looks better in online photos then they do in person.
John - Hey dude, did you hang out with that girl Katie from Facebook?

Mike - Yea but I regret it, it was all web glow. She's really only a 4.
by Deagle622 February 06, 2013
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Web Celebrity

A web celebrity is an individual
whose fame is primarily derived from their Internet presence. Many of the top web
celebs have a proven following that rivals popular television programs.
Specifically, the iStardom Top 10 has a fan base exceeding 8 million people.

Web celebrities are an entirely new breed of stars and ones that have rising
influence," said Daisy Whitney, TelevisionWeek's new media reporter and host of
the New Media Minute. Brand marketers, production companies, and
traditional media should pay attention to who's hot online and find creative
ways to partner with them.
A web celebrity is someone whose primary source of fame originates from the Internet." This is in contrast to news sources, movies, TV, books, etc.
by cloutyg February 14, 2009
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