Waded Out

-To be belligerently drunk, but still completely functional, while hitting on anything with a heartbeat.
-To be obliterated.
-Being wasted while everyone enjoys your charming and enticing embrace presence.
-Applicable to any day of the week, one must be blacked out.

Bro 1: Hey Bro what's that guy doing?
Bro 2: Oh man he is really Waded Out. He hit on every girl here and they enjoy it!
Bro 1: I want to be Waded Out!
Bro 2: Then stop talking and beer bong this Vodka.

by roosterbooster98989 November 8, 2011

The wandering janitor

The wandering janitor is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves fucking a girl wheelbarrow style while you walk around and mop up spills on the floor with her hair.

dude i janna and i were having sex and i totally gave her the wandering janitor

by mitt greb November 6, 2007

old-wade

When your friend that used to be fun to hang out with but who's shit is now fully owned by the "man", actually hangs out with you again and does hilarious shit like he used to do.

Everyone at the party was wasted and it was funny as shit because old-wade was out and shut the place down.

I wish he would stop being such a pussy and act like old-wade.

by reinsurance redux December 6, 2011

Dwayne Wade

Alternate word for weed, birthed in Geneva, IL. Users forget that Dwayne Wade was actually a person because it is used so frequently in place of marijuana.

Claw: I balled with Dwayne Wade so much last week.
Brooke: Clay, shut up.

by babelstiltskins May 27, 2010

Walden University

One of the oldest diploma mills. Walden University = the degree is not worth the paper it is written on. Walden University = you won't get a job as a result of your education.

My half sister got all her degrees from online universities that were diploma mills. First, American Public/American Military University for her first two degrees then Walden University for her Ph.D. They accepted her credits from her community college days and gave her credit for "life experience." So, she really only completed one year of education at APU/AMU for her Bachelors, then she completed barely a year for her masters. Then, her sister (my other half sister) went to AMU/APU shortly after and submitted the same work the other sister submitted. One of the two pursued her Ph.D. at Walden and thinks it was legitimate. Later, she was laughed out of job interviews and figured out her program was not accredited and she wasted her time and money in the program, since no one will hire her. Also, no one will accept her credits from Walden University.

She claimed she was trying to be the first one in the family to get an education. I guess the type of education didn't matter. I graduated from traditional colleges and universities and went on to get my law degree (a juris doctorate) and a post-doctoral degree (all from traditional schools where people knew me), and I got a very nice, fun, and high paying job. I guess she didn't get the memo.

by iknowbettertoo September 25, 2013

Walden University

The only school dumb enough to advertise on a page that their ex-students call them a diploma mill, a marketing company masquerading as a school, worse than a community college and the bottom of the barrel of accredited colleges.

Seriously, I don't have anything against Walden University. I would never go there, don't know anyone who would and would never even consider it. But if you have no other choice, I guess that it's slightly better than not going to college. Just expect to be laughed at by most perspective future employers. I only found this page because it comes up in the top 5 google searches when you search college rankings or best colleges or something. Weird eh?

Look to the right, above or underneath this post - Walden University is actually advertising on this page! Now that is sad.

by Santos DeRosa June 1, 2009

Wade Grahm Long-cock

Like the Budweiser commercials, a group of you and two other friends say this in a row to piss off others near by. Also you should us character while saying each word.

First friend: WADE!
Second friend: GRAHM!
Third friend: LONG-COCK! (best when said in grandma style voice)
Pissed off guy: SHUT THE FUCK UP DAMN IT!

While your at it pour wade grahm long-cock a beer!! (do this referring to yourself)

by Zarcry January 3, 2009