Washed Up

Tyler Perry - A director who rehashes the same movie about a poor/middle class black family in really bad situations again and again. He is not remotely funny. His career is done like dinner.

Honey you're washed up like Tyler Perry.

by JanetsBitch September 10, 2010

New Mexico Window Washer

When you blow your man juice into a fresh towel and wipe it on a girls face.

Brian: how nasty did you get last night with Brandy.

Tom: That girl was so messed she wanted me to give her a New Mexico Window Washer.

by olaf (berzerker) April 2, 2009

wanker washer

Someone who washes their penis on the urinal flush stream. To do this, they normally thrust their pelvis (and thus penis) deep into the urinal, until the penis touches the stream. They will then flush the urinal, often repeatedly, until they deem their penis to be clean. Paper towel is then used to dry the penis.

One variant is to just use a paper towel (available in most public washrooms) run the paper towel under the urinal stream, and then wash the penis manually with the paper towel.

That guy is a "wanker washer". I saw him washing his wanker in the urinal yesterday.

by Dave March 4, 2003

pressure washer

1. A gasoline-powered cleaning device, that sprays highly pressurized water.

2. When a human male uses his stream of urination to clean (in a sense) the toilet bowl, usually in an attempt to dislodge feces stuck on the upper part of the bowl, above the water line.

1. Pressure washers are great for cleaning your driveway.

2. I took a ginormous dump yesterday; I had to drink a 12 pack to fuel my pressure washer and blast all that shit off the porcelain.

by Leroy Brown 420 February 7, 2009

clock watcher

when you watch the clock for the last 15 minutes at work for your shift to end and punch out not 1 minute late!

he would watch all the clocks at work towards the end of his shift, as soon as his 4'oclock work day was done, boom!, punched out and out the door without a minute to spare! he's the best clock watcher in this buisness

by russ sharp March 3, 2012

hog watcher

An individual who looks at other men's dicks.

Lawrence is a hog watcher

by Robfirmino December 8, 2016

clock-watcher

An escort who constantly checks the time to ensure correct payment.

Client: How much?
Escort: 150 for the first hour, and 100 for every hour after that.
Client: Hmm...
Escort: But don't worry. I'm not a clock-watcher.

by dubledeath March 18, 2009