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Da ist ein Waschbär hinter dir
The perfect retort when your mum, your face and your mum's face are already exhausted.
Its original meaning is 'There is a raccoon behind you'.
Its original meaning is 'There is a raccoon behind you'.
A: Do you want to go to the cinema?
B: Your mum wants to go to the cinema.
A: Your FACE wants to go to the cinema.
B: YOUR MUM'S FACE wants to go to the cinema.
A: Da ist ein Waschbär hinter dir.
B: Your mum wants to go to the cinema.
A: Your FACE wants to go to the cinema.
B: YOUR MUM'S FACE wants to go to the cinema.
A: Da ist ein Waschbär hinter dir.
Da ist ein Waschbär hinter dir by Kalivha November 19, 2009
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Chris Wascher
1. A guy who has the biggest heart in the world and is the best friend that anyone could ever have.
2. A person who can accomplish anything and knows enough about a little bit of everything that he could be considered a mid sized encyclopedia.
3. A perfectionist who is fully capable of accomplishing nearly anything but is a self suppressed over achiever.
4. Cocky, and arrogant at times; he is someone who you do not want to piss off. He will fuck your world up when prompted and make you fully aware that you're a fuck up.
5. A person you can NOT win an argument against. Do not try. You WILL fail.
6. A hot "little package"
2. A person who can accomplish anything and knows enough about a little bit of everything that he could be considered a mid sized encyclopedia.
3. A perfectionist who is fully capable of accomplishing nearly anything but is a self suppressed over achiever.
4. Cocky, and arrogant at times; he is someone who you do not want to piss off. He will fuck your world up when prompted and make you fully aware that you're a fuck up.
5. A person you can NOT win an argument against. Do not try. You WILL fail.
6. A hot "little package"
1. "I'm so lucky. Chris Wascher always has my back no matter what."
2. Person A: "I wonder how I can turn my bed into a flying saucer?"
Person B: "We should ask Chris Wascher, he will definitely be able to figure how to engineer your bed into a flying saucer!"
3. "If I was an over achiever like Chris Wascher I would not hold myself back by being such a procrastinator like him"
4. "I really shouldn't have crossed Chris Wascher, I feel like a major dumb ass right now."
5. "Chris Wascher is the master devil's advocate, I just can't fucking win."
6. "Chirs Wascher may be a small guy, but god damn he looks good naked!"
2. Person A: "I wonder how I can turn my bed into a flying saucer?"
Person B: "We should ask Chris Wascher, he will definitely be able to figure how to engineer your bed into a flying saucer!"
3. "If I was an over achiever like Chris Wascher I would not hold myself back by being such a procrastinator like him"
4. "I really shouldn't have crossed Chris Wascher, I feel like a major dumb ass right now."
5. "Chris Wascher is the master devil's advocate, I just can't fucking win."
6. "Chirs Wascher may be a small guy, but god damn he looks good naked!"
Chris Wascher by TheyreMagicllyDelicious January 1, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.