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Da ist ein Waschbär hinter dir
The perfect retort when your mum, your face and your mum's face are already exhausted.
Its original meaning is 'There is a raccoon behind you'.
Its original meaning is 'There is a raccoon behind you'.
A: Do you want to go to the cinema?
B: Your mum wants to go to the cinema.
A: Your FACE wants to go to the cinema.
B: YOUR MUM'S FACE wants to go to the cinema.
A: Da ist ein Waschbär hinter dir.
B: Your mum wants to go to the cinema.
A: Your FACE wants to go to the cinema.
B: YOUR MUM'S FACE wants to go to the cinema.
A: Da ist ein Waschbär hinter dir.
Da ist ein Waschbär hinter dir by Kalivha November 19, 2009
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Chris Wascher
1. A guy who has the biggest heart in the world and is the best friend that anyone could ever have.
2. A person who can accomplish anything and knows enough about a little bit of everything that he could be considered a mid sized encyclopedia.
3. A perfectionist who is fully capable of accomplishing nearly anything but is a self suppressed over achiever.
4. Cocky, and arrogant at times; he is someone who you do not want to piss off. He will fuck your world up when prompted and make you fully aware that you're a fuck up.
5. A person you can NOT win an argument against. Do not try. You WILL fail.
6. A hot "little package"
2. A person who can accomplish anything and knows enough about a little bit of everything that he could be considered a mid sized encyclopedia.
3. A perfectionist who is fully capable of accomplishing nearly anything but is a self suppressed over achiever.
4. Cocky, and arrogant at times; he is someone who you do not want to piss off. He will fuck your world up when prompted and make you fully aware that you're a fuck up.
5. A person you can NOT win an argument against. Do not try. You WILL fail.
6. A hot "little package"
1. "I'm so lucky. Chris Wascher always has my back no matter what."
2. Person A: "I wonder how I can turn my bed into a flying saucer?"
Person B: "We should ask Chris Wascher, he will definitely be able to figure how to engineer your bed into a flying saucer!"
3. "If I was an over achiever like Chris Wascher I would not hold myself back by being such a procrastinator like him"
4. "I really shouldn't have crossed Chris Wascher, I feel like a major dumb ass right now."
5. "Chris Wascher is the master devil's advocate, I just can't fucking win."
6. "Chirs Wascher may be a small guy, but god damn he looks good naked!"
2. Person A: "I wonder how I can turn my bed into a flying saucer?"
Person B: "We should ask Chris Wascher, he will definitely be able to figure how to engineer your bed into a flying saucer!"
3. "If I was an over achiever like Chris Wascher I would not hold myself back by being such a procrastinator like him"
4. "I really shouldn't have crossed Chris Wascher, I feel like a major dumb ass right now."
5. "Chris Wascher is the master devil's advocate, I just can't fucking win."
6. "Chirs Wascher may be a small guy, but god damn he looks good naked!"
Chris Wascher by TheyreMagicllyDelicious January 1, 2011
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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