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Shit Wagon

(n.) The physical embodiment of raw suckage. When something is so completely crappy that no other words can describe it. The complete opposite of Shit Kicker.
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ghost wang

The result of somebody drawing a penis on your homework, report, etc. very dark so that when it is erased, it leaves behind a semi-visible drawing of a penis that haunts the paper forever.
My chemistry teacher would not accept the paper I had handed in; it had a ghost wang on it.
by Jimmy Borracho April 2, 2007
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Wangaboy

Someone who weekendly indulges in grams and grams of cocaine then reminises bout old school times and how he was hard and would knock u out.
"Damn muthafuckas who invited wangaboy guy again??"

WB: "Wangaboy tell a story"
K: " Shit, back off Wangaboy"
by Kenobo December 13, 2008
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Wang's Law

A scientific principle that states that anything longer than it is wide can be considered a phallic symbol. Originated by Professor D. Wang
Person A: Do you notice anything kind of suggestive about these breadsticks?

Person B: Wang's Law, man
by MISTER OWNINATOR December 26, 2010
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Rumpo Wagon

A 1981 Honda Hatchback infamous for its ghetto-esque appearance and ability to out mash any beater on the road.
"Lets take out the Rumpo Wagon tonight and vandalize garbage cans and do donuts!"
by Honz and Hanz March 10, 2009
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Tard Waggon

Special class busses, that looks like regular yellow school busses yet have a shorter length.
"Dude, your driving sucks so much you should be driving a tard waggon."

Also seen in the movie "Roadtrip"
by crudent June 15, 2009
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Skank Wagon

1. A group of 40+ year old, beastly, alcoholic women who still troll the bars more than 3 nights a week, trying to party and act like they are college-age. Usually, they are overly-dramatic, jealous, bitter drunks that act like whores but cry because they don't know why they can't find a husband.

2. Group of old broads easily identified by their caked-on makeup, clothes that show off their fat rolls, and desperate wild-eyed glares as they cock-block guys from the hot girls thinking they have a shot instead. The leader is usually slightly attractive and hangs with the others because it makes her look 10x better. The rest of the uglies follow the leader to use as man-bait, hoping they'll get a wingman spot.
1. "Oh jeez, here comes the Skank Wagon. Don't these broads know this is College Nite?"

2. Joe was about hook up with that hot girl Tina till Betty and the Skank Wagon rode in. She started sloppy-grinding him while the wagon cock-blocked. Dude, she's like 42......as if!!
by Barry Dangle February 27, 2011
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