Waffle6

A heehee funnyman who likes to make edgy jokes.

"Waffle6, man, I hate that guy."

by Funnychungus.gov December 4, 2020

shady waffle

A burnt and blackend potato waffle.

"I'm not eating that shady waffle"

by LittleJade July 25, 2009

WaffleHouse Hoe

A Waffle House hoe is a rundown white femalel that is a chain smoker and drinks cheap liquer. She thought she was the shit in highschool, but now is a broke bum with one or more babies with different fathers. She has a black sugar daddy and still thinks her life is meaningful. You can tell she was once a pretty girl, but is now corrupted with black penis, drugs, and alcohol.

Jon: O' girl lookin rundown N sloppy
Scott: Shes a Wafflehouse hoe fo sho

by iGpunk February 8, 2010

Waffle House bet

An exceedingly poor decision to play a poker hand that no one in their right mind would play based on a craving for Waffle House knowing the sooner the game is over the sooner your belly will be full.

Waffle House bet: Ten of diamonds and two of hearts ... All in pre-flop.

by Kaluas July 9, 2011

Bonus waffle showdown

When two hungover, hungry strangers have a bonus waffle showdown the morning after their one night stand. The act of tossing breakfast waffles, poptarts, or other such breakfast pastries in the air to see which walk of shamer is the hungriest.

Person 1: We should have filmed your roommate Jeff's bonus waffle showdown with that dude he picked up at the bar
Person 2: Word

by drewbydoo April 22, 2013

French Waffle

V. To pour hot syrup down someone's ass crack while simultaneously slapping their ball sack with a waffle.

"Dude that stripper said she would give me a french waffle, I don't think my ass can handle it."

by stiggggggg February 9, 2012

Wiff Waff

Wiff Waff is about a 300 year old name for "ping pong" they used a wine bottle cork and called it wiff waff because of the sound it made. they also used cigar box lids for paddles...

Man that game of wiff waff was SWEET

by Bamitszach June 14, 2007