waddlebock

Anything that annoys you and makes you want to poke them in the eye with your pointer finger.

Caiyln can be such a waddlebock when she screams.

by Drwhoisawesome February 5, 2014

waddle to victory

When one is shitting and uses up all the TP, and the new roll is too far to reach, one must waddle to retrieve the new roll, thus winning with a clean hole.

Bro, we were in the middle of a French exit when we noticed all the toilet paper had been used up, so then she made me waddle to victory for the fresh roll.

by [e-mail] cosmiksuckerpumcb January 10, 2018

Waddelling

The act of making arrangements with someone then bailing at the last minute, preferably when the other party is already at said prearranged destination and/or activity.

Poor smuck - "Hey Steve just arrived at Golf, how far away are you?"
Steve - "Hey mate, yeah I know i said 10 minutes ago how keen I was for golf but... I'm not coming..."
Poor smuck - "Classic Waddelling."

by The Tooms May 4, 2019

Twat Waddler

Any stupid and/or annoying male or female, who pulls in front of your car like you don't need sixteen to eighteen feet to stop without crashing into them, or anyone who gets on your nerves and it seems like if you shouted this term at them you would feel better about the whole confrontation.

Them: "you stupid son of a bitch, what were you thinking"
You: "I was thinking you are a Twat Waddler"

by Siddius October 12, 2010

Crotch-waddle

(usu past tense) slang v. term used to describe any time when one's roommate is having sexual intercourse in one's room and one is sitting in one's hallway leaning on one's door when suddenly the sex-ee (I.e. Random club guy) opens the door which makes one fall back just in time to see the sex-ee pulling up their pants to run out the door,

Lindsay: So I was listening to my jams in the hallway when my room mate screamed, and some guy crotch-waddled me.

Fezz: Mmm, salty...

by Fezzum February 26, 2011

Fuck-wadded douchewhore

Someone who has surpassed in great douchebaggery to the seniority of being a douchebag. They are no longer in the douchebag game.

Dude, you're such a fuck-wadded douchewhore after you sold my phone for weed.

by Bloodydickhole September 30, 2014

Piddle Waddle

The knees almost together half run, half walk that small children and menopausal women use to quickly perambulate to the bathroom.

This car had just stopped at the rest area when some lady jumped out and rushed past me all piddle waddle.

by Nebraskalad April 25, 2016