William and Mary

A public college in Virginia; home of the Tribe.

WILLIAM AND MARY, A Poem:

"Virginia Tech's
For hicks and rednecks,
And the bigoted prigs are all 'Hoos;
Potheads will state
That VCU's great,
And James Madison takes 1.2's...

If you're looking for schools
Without rednecks or tools
Where we're smart and we aren't all on crack,
We're the place that'll win ya
Right here here in Virginia -
Go TRIBE and you'll never go back!"

by random hookup grl September 2, 2008

william

badass motherfuka. most likely older than you, and great taste in music.

person 1: damn! who's that?
person 2: oh that's william.
person 1: he's 10/10 for sure.
person 2: ikr

by leafyispossiblyqueer December 21, 2016

william holden

William Holden is another way of referring to a person who is "holding" marijuana for sale or distribution.

Me: Is William Holden at the party?
You: I saw him over by the deck.

by M00$3 May 8, 2007

Wilfing

Surfing the Web with no particular purpose, often due to extreme boredom. Derived from the phrase Wwilf(meaning "What was I looking for?").

Person 1:"Hey, aren't you meant to be checking up on our homework assignment?"

Person 2: No, sorry. I'm Wilfing.

by Memasa December 24, 2008

William Jennings Bryan

A famous American orator, and three-time Democratic nominee for President. He never became President, but he dodged a bullet (literally) when he lost the 1900 election, as McKinley was assassinated one year later while shaking citizen's hands at the Pan-American Exposition in Buffalo. His 1896 "Cross of Gold" speech is his most famous speech, and probably the most quoted of his orations. Unfortunately, Bryan is remembered not for his political campaigns (he ran an anti-imperialist campaign against McKinley in 1900, and McKinley is now considered one of the most imperialistic presidents in all of American history), nor most of his orations, but the Scopes trial, in which he condemned a teacher who taught evolution in a Tennessee school. Now most commonly cited as an example of ignorant fundamentalist Christians by those who don't understand how the past actually worked. Historians, however, (including a SOCIALIST, Richard Hofstadter) have stated that it is a cruel, misconstrued view of an individual who had simply outlived his time.

Joe: " I just got a silver filling in my tooth. Damn, it hurts, but I do look pretty badass now.
Bob: "Haha, I have a gold filling."
Joe: "You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold!"
Bob: "Who's that quote from?"
Joe: "William Jennings Bryan."
Bob: "Wow. I have no idea who that is. You're smart."
Joe: "Thanks, William Jennings Bryan, posterboy for obscure historical figures!"

by Anton Y. Mouse December 13, 2010

william minchom

The chuck Norris of sleeping with women. He knows not what it feels like to be a virgin however he knows what a virgin feels like. Every woman lusts for him to arrive in their bed, which happens at least once in every woman's lifetime.

If I had 100% of the girls in existence, I would still have less babes than william minchom

by The Beast Of Lancashire November 4, 2014

William Afton

Me

my name is william afton, i killed six retarded children lmao get fuckin rekt losers

by JeVaisFaireTonMère October 16, 2021