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can of whoopass

Retribution; or an act which manifests such. Commonly used in conjunction with the verb "to open up a". Also see whoop-ass and to get medieval on.
Are you going to quit whining, or am I gonna have to open up a can of whoopass on you?
by Sparkly Minx November 15, 2003
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Big Whoop

Big deal, important occurance. Usually used sarcastically or to blow something off.
Your friend tells you someone is talking smack about you behind your back, and you don't want her to know it bothers you, but irritated you reply,"Oh, big whoop!"

A friend accidently spills soda on your floor and is all bent out of shape and apologetic about it. You wipe it up and tell her, "There, all fixed, no big whoop."
by J.L.D. August 26, 2005
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WHOOPIN

Term used mostly by black people describing what happens to kids when they get into trouble. A whoopin can be given with anything your mama picks up. (belt, switch, hair brush, fly swatter, etc.) Also, years ago in black neighborhoods, you could get your ass whooped by any adult on your street who saw you doing something bad. Also, alot of older black folks firmly believe in whoopin kids' asses.
Kid #1: Hey Jaquan let's go flatten Ms. Peaches' tires!
Jaquan: Naw man cause I sho' dont want another whoopin today.
by Ms. Chocolate October 10, 2006
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Whoopin the Mule

An act of manual stimulation or masturbation performed by a male, in which the penis is stroked with a harsh, lashing motion. Often performed either early in the morning or late evening in the summer months.
Ricky, the lasagna will get cold honey if you don't get in here and eat. Sorry mom I've been upstairs whoopin the mule.
by cactusjuice53 February 27, 2009
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whoop-dee-fucking-doo

A variation of whoopdeedoo, except a lot more harsh and sarcastic. When someone says something that has no point whatsoever use this word. This word is pronouced the way it is written.
"I have a dollar" says Vincent
"Whoop-dee-fucking-doo" says Patrick
by Pateb Serasleb May 18, 2004
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WHOOPSH

a mistake or a derogatory term. Pronounced like the word whoops, with and h at the end. (Typically said in a grandma tone)
WHOOPSH I dropped a penny.
WHOOPSH my wig fell off!
That was a big whoopsh!!!!!!!
He likes whoopshin it!
whoopsh that!
by Amanda Me March 27, 2010
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Five Second Whoopsie

Defined:
This occurs when friend has been drinking and randomly urinates (or urinates to put out a fire) and you accidentally briefly gander at that person genitals. The linger time between you gandering at the genital and walking away is classified as "the five second whoopsie". Any longer and you are staring.

Orgin: Canada
Andrew: I have to leave, I must pee out this fire now!
Matt: Oh no! I'm getting out of here! I took a "Five Second Whoopsie" on that one.
by He Whom Names Things May 22, 2011
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