It's a syndrome that can be contracted by any wattpad user. The syndrome is caused when a user only reads books with a high read count; that is the only reason. Or when he or she does a read-for-read exchange for a book with under 1k reads, they only read a few chapters -- then they go back to reading another book with about 100k to 1 million reads.
User 1: I want to read a Wattpad book with so many reads and not give two shits if it has a crappy storyline, just the fact it is the most popular book on Wattpad
User 2: Hey do you want to do a read-for-read?
User 1: Sure *sees the book has very low reads, pretends to like the summary, and reads a few chapters*
User 2: *Finishes User 2's book*
User 1: *silently drifts away from User 2's book with low reads, hoping the user would not notice, and continues to read the book with a lot of reads*
User 2: *notices that and whispers to the user* You are suffering from Wattpad Syndrome
User 2: Hey do you want to do a read-for-read?
User 1: Sure *sees the book has very low reads, pretends to like the summary, and reads a few chapters*
User 2: *Finishes User 2's book*
User 1: *silently drifts away from User 2's book with low reads, hoping the user would not notice, and continues to read the book with a lot of reads*
User 2: *notices that and whispers to the user* You are suffering from Wattpad Syndrome
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1k Watts just dropped his latest song, Life of a Stoner!
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Shit, he's a pothead now.. Makes smooth, groovy music for stoners.
- Whatever happened to Ashley's Pain?
Shit, he's a pothead now.. Makes smooth, groovy music for stoners.
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When seen wearing glasses, appears as a smarter version of a lumberjack. A person labeled as this can often be found at the University of Dayton improving his organic chemistry skills to insure that Professor Morrow is blown away by his passion.
Anyone characterized as Watterworthy is known for confusing words such as the "same" and "identical" and is always ready to chop some firewood. Many of lumberjack descent enjoy pancakes as well.
When seen wearing glasses, appears as a smarter version of a lumberjack. A person labeled as this can often be found at the University of Dayton improving his organic chemistry skills to insure that Professor Morrow is blown away by his passion.
Anyone characterized as Watterworthy is known for confusing words such as the "same" and "identical" and is always ready to chop some firewood. Many of lumberjack descent enjoy pancakes as well.
That guy looks so Watterworthy with their axe and red flannel shirt!
Did you see that Watterworthy man stuffing his brain with ochem and his mouth with pancakes?!
Did you see that Watterworthy man stuffing his brain with ochem and his mouth with pancakes?!
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One of Gumball's most notable achievements in life was when he single-handedly eliminated the entirety of the middle class.
One of Gumball's most notable achievements in life was when he single-handedly eliminated the entirety of the middle class.
"Hey I sure do love being in the middle class."
"Holy shit, is that Gumball Watterson?"
"FUCKING RUN!"
"Holy shit, is that Gumball Watterson?"
"FUCKING RUN!"
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12 year old Wattpad user: Ohmygosh! My fav. romance book on Wattpad is one of the finalist in the Watty Awards! *squeals*
Legitimate author: What's the title of the book?
12 year old Wattpad user: It's so brill, "im an ugly nerd and the super hot popular guy took my virginity and told me he loves me so i became pretty and im taking revenge" I think the book is going to get published!
Legitimate author: *kills herself*
Legitimate author: What's the title of the book?
12 year old Wattpad user: It's so brill, "im an ugly nerd and the super hot popular guy took my virginity and told me he loves me so i became pretty and im taking revenge" I think the book is going to get published!
Legitimate author: *kills herself*
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