Wanker 

Someone who loves oneself

Person 1: (Insert something about being better than anyone else)

Person 2: You utter wanker!!!

Wanker by Fuck You April 7, 2005

wanker 

A guy who jerks off without vasoline.

wanker by Osama Bin Brady January 17, 2003

wanker 

someone who is very selfish and thinks he can wanke his wife and girlfriend through a whole year without thinking the wanker secret comes out.

big bad wanker in dublin (j.)

wanker by missus September 1, 2003

Wanker 

Someone who shirks responsibility, fails to live up to commitments, breaks promises, discloses secrets, or finds ways to avoid doing his or her part.

He got into the Guard and then didn't even show up? What a wanker.

Wanker by Jim Nageotte February 26, 2004

wanker 

Someone that listens to Trance music

Paul Oakenfold is a wanker of a DJ.

wanker by Slap!Nastee May 13, 2003

wanker 

one who seems happy to go through life in a allmost homosexual frolicking manner not realy skilled nor capable of much normally an anoyance
you would have little or no respect/confidence in this person

also known as someone who likes to masturbate to an excessive degree

"damn it lenny quit being a wanker and help us get this done"
"you did it again? whats wrong with you ya wanker"
"aww look little timmys balls just dropped and hes allready spankin it hes gonna grow up to be such a wanker"
"Geroge bush is a wanker, but thats taking it easy on him"

wanker by HeYzUs December 28, 2005

Wanker 

The middle of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker

Roy's penis is neither large nor small, rather, he has a wanker.

Wanker by SizesDefined December 2, 2016