Vulgarnism

Vulgarnism, the belief that the universe is a giant toilet bowl, and the great plumber will one day unclog the toilet bowl, and flush us through the spiritual pipe to the land of endless waste. The words of the great plumber are inscribed on a golden two ply toilet paper roll. The great plumber made us in his image, the image we are all too familiar depicted by every plumber.

The great plumber manifested the great scripture of vulgarnism on the two ply golden toilet paper roll.

by The Plunger, Messenger February 8, 2010

vulgarity complex

An abnormal mental condition caused by pathological vulgarity that includes immoral and deviant behavior.

He shows extreme pathological and lascivious signs stemming from a vulgarity complex.

by Doctor WTF April 4, 2022

Vulcan nerve pinch

The thing Spock uses to knock out redshirts

I wanna do a Vulcan nerve pinch on you.

by SoMePeRs0n/guy March 22, 2007

Vulcanizer

To make the Vulcan "Live long and Prosper" hand salute, then inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 2 into the anus (rather than just 1, like the shocker). "2 in the pink, 2 in the stink". This is usually performed when she is laying back, in the "deep thrust" postion.

The Vulcan neck pinch is not half as powerful as the Vulcanizer, but much cleaner

by Capt'n Kirk July 24, 2009

Vulcan Mind Meld

The phenomenon that occurs when two individuals are in online chat and type the same exact, or nearly exact, thing simultaneously. Named after Star Trek's Mr. Spock, who had the ability to read minds.

John: I can't wait to see you in San Francisco in three weeks.
Karen: I can't wait until San Francisco in a few weeks.
John: See? We did it again. It's like we read each others' minds. It's a Vulcan Mind Meld!

by Mr_Spock August 27, 2009

Vulcan Shocker

Somewhat like the original wordshocker/word (two in the pink, one in the stink) except for your hand utilizes all fingers (except the thumb) in the Vulcan "Live long and Prosper" sign. Therfore changing it to "two in the pink, _two_ in the stink."

John's girlfriend liked the Vulcan shocker so much, she wouldn't let him do the original anymore.

by glenitals.com March 12, 2003

Vulcan

An ancient race of humanoids from planet of the same name. Some famous Vulcans include Spock, Sarek, Surak, T'Pau. T'Pol' T'Pring

Dude, just go Vulcan when the cop catches up and pulls us over.

by Karl November 21, 2004