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smartest man in turkimenistan and PHD scholar in modern day hood irony he also posts lightskin men twerking on instagram,

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by UncleGr3enB3ans September 23, 2021

post voltage

Absolute god and can spank WannaBeNuclear

Post Voltage is My dad

by poiouoiuyjghgdsdhgsgh September 13, 2018

Crank 2: High Voltage

A movie that is quite possibly as awesome as Twilight.

Some Guy: "Hey, did you see Twilight?
Some Guy 2: "Yeah."
Some Guy: "Did you see Crank 2: High Voltage?"
Some Guy 2: "Yeah."
Some Guy: "Which did you like better?"
Some Guy 2; I liked both the same because they were so awesome!"

by PooBreeze April 17, 2009

Volbeat

Base, derivative, uninspired Danish rock band that people gratingly call "metal." They also go for the rockabilly title, which is also a miss because their singer sounds like such a pussy.

Repetitive boring beats, brain-rotting earworm inducing vocals, and talentless musicians.

Hey bro have you heard Volbeat their soooo metal!!

Are you retarded? They are better described as NASCAR metal! They would fit right in at a Nickelback concert. Faggot.

by MetalCritic857 February 28, 2019

Voltmaster

The weakest major boss in Tbz, appear in normal mode

Its wave 20, isnt it?
Yeah, the voltmaster will appear soon
Lets kill it

by RandomManWhoKnowShit May 8, 2023

the mars volta

Band that caters to striving pseudo-intellectuals. Looks deep and meaningful on the surface, but has no more substance than 80's butt-rock (hair) music.

The Mars Volta and System of a Down, while their music is pleasing to listen to, and seems to have deep lyrics are pretty shallow. They rely on simple-minded bush bashing (SOAD) and big words haphazardly thrown together (The Mars Volta) to sound creative, unique, and hardcore.

by Butt-Trakis September 9, 2006

The Mars Volta

Bullshit pseudo-music for pretentious douchebags.

"ur a mainstream fagot poser i listen to the mars volta bcuz makin pointless noises 4 10 minutes is intellectuel"
"Jam a bastard in it you crap."

by Hazybear February 12, 2006