Anal Vegetable

When the anus has not been cleaned for an extended period of time a small allotment begins to develop in and around the rectum

Jamie: can you go to the shops and get me a carrot for this soup please?

fran: wait a minute, i havnt showered in quite a while, i might have something for you in my allotment

Jamie: nah we're not using your anal vegetables again, that potato and leek soup tasted like a vultures ageing japs eye

by flangeface March 27, 2011

vegetable game

three or mor people are in a circle and they all choose a vegetable each(carrot, suckatash, brussel sprout...) ad then cover their teeth with their lips (as if you're pretending to be a grandparent with no teeth.) First evryone says in chant "let's play he vegtable game, lets play the vegtable game!" while clapping their hands together, then on their laps ::clap::lap::clap::lap:: Then one person says their vegetable - how about peas... "peas to celery" (in 8 beats)then whoever is celery says "celery to cabbage" and whoever is cabbage says "cabbage to carrot"... and i hope u get it by now.
ok the rules: no hestating or repeating te person who just went, and the point of the game is to be the last person not showing their teeth. its actually prtty hard b/c u want to laugh so hard but u dont want to show ur teeth, get it?

everyone: lets play the vegtable game, lets play the vegtable game!
p1:carrots to brocolli
p5:brocolli to avocado
p2:avocado to peas
p3:peas to peppers
p4:peppers .....to ... (smiles and is out of the game)

by Kat February 2, 2004

Cream of Vegetable Soup

When multiple disabled persons partake in anal intercourse and deposite in said hole.

Man1: I had Cream of Vegetable Soup last night.
Man2: There has to be a use for these people.

by Spazmax October 4, 2009

vegetable medley

The act of pleasuring oneself by the insertion of multiple produce items in rapid succession into the vagina or anus.

Because her boyfriend could not fuck her readily, dat chick gave herself a vegetable medley.

by ade2 December 4, 2007

vulnerable narcissism

A personality construct characterized by fragile self-esteem, a sense of entitlement and a total lack of resilience to life's ups and downs. Contrary to popular thought, it is not a distinct personality type, but rather the outcome of a prior issue such as Borderline Personality Disorder, Paranoid Personality Disorder. Avoidant Personality Disorder or just extremely low self-esteem.

People with high levels of vulnerable narcissism tend to be excessively self-conscious, self-absorbed and expect to be handled with kid gloves at all times. Intolerance to differing opinions and an egregious sense of victimization tend to characterize these types. (See Social Justice Warrior)

If you know someone whose self-esteem seems to be excessively unstable and fragile, you might be dealing with someone with high amounts of vulnerable narcissism.

Bob: My girlfriend has Borderline Personality Disorder and tends to lose her shit when I don't want to go to her favourite restaurant every damn night.
John: Because she has too much vulnerable narcissism, bro. It makes her entitled to special treatment.

by Octopushaha May 7, 2018

vegetables

It's a word people use when talking about marajuana. Also when talking about rolling a joint, they say making a pizza.

"i just bought some vegetables. Were going to make a pizza"

by hjfdsjaflsa_stoner_hjfdsjaflsa January 13, 2008

Vulnerableiz

A stupid gay selenator who is always setting Selena up, is obsessed with mustin and drags him under pop base, pop crave and chat data

Vulnerableiz: He’s a fake Selena Gomez stan and set seltuna up every day

by Urbndictionary October 12, 2020