twarty vagitus

A fetish,in which the wearer dresses in a pigeon suit and poo-poos on historical landmarks.

You dress as a pigeon and poop on historical landmarks..you have got twarty vagitus!!

by Stephen from hampsted heath July 14, 2004

vagitarius

The astrological sign of the vagina.

Hank likes girls. he is a vagitarius.

by Haze March 9, 2005

vagittles

Any candy that is placed into a vagina with the intention of a sexual partner eating it out. The word comes from a combination of the words vagina and skittles. Other like terms include snatchburst and cunt runts.

"Guess what I had for lunch today?"
"Candy?"
"Kinda, I had vagittles."
"Skittles out of your wife?"
"No, Mike & Ikes out of my new neighbor."
"Nice."

by 8ballstud October 17, 2009

Vanity is Perfection

A bunch of identical scenefags who get together and convince themselves they're better than everybody.

No one in this group is actually attractive. Especially Ophelia Vanity. She looks like a down syndromed elf.

Everyone in Vanity is Perfection is a loser. No argument.

by imalive42366 October 8, 2009

Variablast

1. The act of verbally "blasting" someone with an onslaught of nonsensical "variations" of straw man arguments and circular logic until your opponent eventually gives up and concludes that you are completely insane.

Don't Variablast me, I didn't call you a sexual predator, I called you a child predator. "Molestation" and "predatory behavior" are not mutually exclusive.

by onlywhenprovoked March 15, 2011

Vagitopia

The PERFECT world, drempt of in the minds of all men. It includes only the male dreamer, and millions of hott, horny, willing young women attending to his every whim, and obeying his every command. It translates into the idea of "Heaven", where if you think you've found such a place, you're either dreaming, or dead.

Ralph- "Dude I had the best dream last night, where it was just me, and all these hott girls."

Leon- "Thats called Vagitopia dude, you can see it in you're dreams, but only live it if you're dead."

Ralph- "I could live THERE.....hhhmmm"......BBOOMM!!!!!!!

Leon- "What the fuck, Ralph just shot himself......smart man".......BBOOMM!!!!!

by cuntpunter69 February 22, 2008

Dahvie Vanity

A 27 year old man with the writing ability of a 12 year old boy and the singing skills of T-Pain. He's known for being a pedophile, a misogynist and outright repulsive. Has been accused of statutory more than once. He does not have any known ability, musical or otherwise, but young stupid girls seem to think his shitty hair skills and bad makeup is "inventive". Is called creative, but only by 12 year old girls with shitty taste in music.

You don't need a written example, just look Dahvie Vanity's ugly ass up.

by lolbotdf September 11, 2011