Valve

American shitbags from 1999 who promote terrorism in games like Counter-Strike. CIA, FBI and other fags really like them.

Open your mind to terrorism - Gabe Newell, CEO of Valve.

- I just bought a game on Steam
- Fuck you!

by Barkingdog October 5, 2023

knueter valve

Mythical aircraft component reportedly changed in order to repair a jet that you have no idea what was wrong in the first place. See switchology

Boss: What was the fix on that radar problem?
Mech: We replaced the knueter valve sir.
Boss: Did that fix the problem?
Mech: Sure did sir, jet is back in service.

by Ken Gman March 7, 2008

User Valve

A phrase used to describe the person that is responsible for doing something incorrect. As in the user of the device or object that is not functioning or working correct do to user error.

Store Clerk: I can't get the register to process your refund.
Customer: Must be the "User Valve!"

by SuperMikeD February 4, 2010

Car girl Blow Off Valve

The act of fucking a car thot and while she climax’s pulling out so she lets out a couple of loud, wet, queef’s

car thot: I really need a good guy in my life.
Thot destroyer: well maybe if every guy standing here hadn’t given you the Car girl Blow Off Valve you could find one

by The car guy brad May 9, 2019

Kaniffer valve

A non existent part on your buddy’s car that you need to help him fix so you can drink beer with him and not get in trouble with your wife.

Hey honey I need to go help Josh fix his kaniffer valve on his truck.

by Hill person February 10, 2009

12 valve cummins

The most BAD ASS diesel engine on the planet. It'll be droppin panties while your Rollin coal for days

Man my truck could whoop that fords ass but let me go and fix the injectors in my 12 valve Cummins first

by Dieselhick1013 January 11, 2019

valve oil

Oil used to lubricate the valves of a brass-wind instrument.

My valves are sticking. Where's my valve oil?

by Chad June 20, 2004