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Valorant Smurf

A Valorant smurf is someone who got players in their spike rush lobbies who were too good, so they made a alt account to combat that.

They are also really anoying and have no life.
by WilliamProsper December 21, 2022
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valorant

game made by the league of legend guys

the games not fun at all and completely dogshit but the players cant bring themselves to quit because they have an inventory full of $80 cosmetics and flippy knives
guy 1: do you want play valorant?
guy 2: sure

*2 games later*

guy 1: fuck this game
guy 2: you spent your life savings for a knife
guy 1: you right

*1 game later*

guy 2: fuck this game
by shittygamereviews August 30, 2022
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Valorant'd

A term used in valorant when enemy players use all of their utility to annoy you via flashing, concussing, etc. The results to this is either people accepting their fates (not doing anything) or people getting extremely pissed off
Person - "WILL THEY STOP FLASHING ME, I'M GETTING VALORANT'D"
by Zepherixs September 19, 2022
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Valorant

Sexual act performed by a cow
Kira used valorant on Matthew
by Thewwwww October 10, 2022
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Valorant

Damn you are the biggest valorant
by virgin=valorant October 14, 2022
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valeriann

you got yourself one sweet Valeriann!
by Dan Brund February 2, 2023
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