Valentine's Day Legs

1. When women take extra care and time to make sure their legs are silky smooth. Usually done for special events/days such as valentines day. Usually done when they are expected to be felt in an intimate fashion by another person.

BJ: I knew I was in last night, she had Valentine's Day Legs.
Lew: Whoa, sweet. What happened?
BJ: I don't need to go into details, but lets just say 'touchdown'
Lew: High fives all around then!

Heather: How was your date with BJ last night?
Lissa: I had Valentine's day legs, what do you think happened?
Heather: On the first date! High fives all around then!

by swtlew February 14, 2006

valentine's day

1. Celebration of spring fertility (spring is only really happening around the same latitude as Southern Italy, where this holiday was technically invented, but whatever) as celebrated by the Romans. Later overlapped with the feast of St. Valentine, and was accordingly Christianized in a way that made little to no sense (assuming that St. Valentine was not the patron Saint of getting it on).

2. Some damn Hallmark holiday that was designed to make men, no matter what their situation (dating, married, single, playa, whatever) miserable.

1. Let's all celebrate the emerging sexual urges of animals in church. Thank you Valentine's Day!

2. Single men are depressed, dating men are stressed, and married men are teetering on the brink of suicide. Yup, its Valentine's Day.

by asdf.what January 28, 2004

Brooke valentine

One of the hottest- and I mean that in two ways- Hip-Hop/R&B singers out there. What I love about the girl is that she keeps it real, isn't a sell out and doesn't look like a nasty got-every-STD-in-the-world hoe.

Brooke Valentine... what else?
Oh yeah, there's about to be a girlfight

by Raw Doggy April 4, 2010

valentine's day

Probably the lamest holiday known to man. Just a ridiculous waste of time. I would celebrate groundhog's day way before this lame ass day. It is for wimpy puppy dog types that are about to get their lives ruined by an evil snatch.

I wish the women would shut up about valentine's day and get their asses back to work.

by running out of patience February 14, 2008

My Bloody Valentine

The fathers/mother/lesbian aunt of shoegaze music, they steadily increased in greatness until disappearing after their 1991 album "Loveless." They are due to release a new album this year, unless Kevin Shields decides it isn't too late to douche out again.

It appears I will outlive the My Bloody Valentine hiatus, after all.

by UrbaneBill January 27, 2008

Valentin

this young man is stunning. He has abs, blonde hair which he always styles or chooses not to on some days happening rarely. He has a big penis usually ranging from 6-8 inches. A lot of girls like him but not all het him. He will always love you and he is super caring.

"Wow, I need a Valentin."

by yourslef1002 June 3, 2019

valentine's day

1. an evil "holiday" that is a big crock.

2. a day where people who are single and hating it and recently divorced people are depressed becausing of the glamourization of "love".

3. also known as single's awareness day.

Retailers are excited about Valentine's Day because it will generate more profit.

I'm going to be so depressed on Valentine's Day.

For Valentine's Day me and my single friends are going to go out, try to have fun, and get drunk.

by Marcy January 29, 2004