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Valemount

Valemount is a small village in the Northern most part of the Thompson Okangan in British Columbia. Valemount is nestled in three mountain ranges; the Rocky Mountains, the Monashee Mountains, and the Caribou Mountains. It has a population of 1195 people

Valemount is 35 km from Mount Robson Provincial Park and the famous Berg Lake Trail.

Summer temperatures range from +10ºC to +30ºC on average.
Winter temperature is on average between -30ºC and +5ºC.

BC's Highway 5 runs north to south through the town. It is a 15 minute drive north to Highway 16.

Mt. Terry Fox is near Valemount.

Valemount is 3 to 4 hours away from Prince George, 1 hour from Jasper, Alberta, and 3 to 4 hours from Kamloops British Columbia.

The main sources of income in Valemount are Logging and Tourism.
Snowmobilier - Lets go out to Valemount this weekend.
Other Guy - Ok man, I heard the trails were groomed yesterday.
Snowmobilier - Sweet.
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Valencia Velodrome

A "sports arena" located on Valencia Street in the Mission District of San Francisco, CA. USA where local "athletes" walk, rather than ride their bicycles up and down the sidewalk.

Due to the fact zoning laws require that no bicycles be ridden on the sidewalks, and since visibility is lacking in the bike lane, these "athletes" are forced to walk their machines down the sidewalk in an attempt to compete for the gazes of the female population, which all seem to be dressed like Nepalese Sherpas with fringed suede jackets and victorian era blouses.

The winners of this daily competition are entitled to interact with the objects of there desire. Interactions inlcude:

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Elite "athletes are often associated with the prestigious cycling group Team Valencia.
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